Found 6th Oct 2008
welcome to the hukd open surgery
all welcome
here we have a team of wonderful doctors and nurses
all fully un qualified to care for you and make you better
we have many therapies on offer from full body massage
to private one to one therapy (via your pm box)
from a cold compress, to painkillers, and tranquilisers (for those under stress!)
as many of you will be in need of 24/7 care and attention the surgery
will be open all hours with and on call doctor or nurse available at need.

we also have a jacuzi and spa for those in need of a pick me up!
facials, manicures and pedicures for the girls too!

among our willing staff are the wonderful

me of course lol "naughty nurse nicki" and "fiesty nurse fireheaven" "lush nurse lydns"
"beatiful nurse bella" "lovely nurse loupomm" "matron bitsey" "cherishing nurse choc" "tasty nurse tamara" horny nusre hannah" "minxy nurse moschino"and many many more ! please add your nurse name at the bottom
as a tag
and for the ladies "daring doctor dell" frisky doctor foosball" really hot doctor rob" sexy doctor salder" Raunchy doctor rockhound" ect ect

please feel free to drop in at anytime for treatment or councilling ....
i have my nurses bag at the ready!

wether you have a headache, heartache or manflu come to the surgery ... no appointment needed!! LOL

see next post lol xxx wink wink

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so who needs treatment first? LOOL :w00t:

nicki3668;3132888

so who needs treatment first? LOOL :w00t:

me please:thumbsup:

what can you do for my piles?

They're bleeding agony :oops:

I have to sit on a rubber ring most of the time..........

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Nurse nicki, can you come and see dr foosball immediately in the massage room. :w00t:

Chuckles1066;3132919

what can you do for my piles?They're bleeding agony :oops:I have to sit … what can you do for my piles?They're bleeding agony :oops:I have to sit on a rubber ring most of the time..........



Matron Bitsey says bend over and I will push them back in :thumbsup:

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mr miagi;3132906

me please:thumbsup:


and what can i do for you today mr miagi ? lol ;-)

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Chuckles1066;3132919

what can you do for my piles?They're bleeding agony :oops:I have to sit … what can you do for my piles?They're bleeding agony :oops:I have to sit on a rubber ring most of the time..........



have you tried ice dear ? it helps alot :thumbsup: once they shrink you wont be in pain :whistling:

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Foosball Chum;3132921

Nurse nicki, can you come and see dr foosball immediately in the massage … Nurse nicki, can you come and see dr foosball immediately in the massage room. :w00t:




yes dr.foosball i will be right with you as soon as i sort out them piles lol xx :w00t:

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bitseylango;3132931

Matron Bitsey says bend over and I will push them back in :thumbsup:


excelent idea matron :thumbsup:

nicki3668;3132933

and what can i do for you today mr miagi ? lol ;-)

any thing you want:-D

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mr miagi;3132967

any thing you want:-D



have you come in for a check up dear ? ;-)

nicki3668;3132988

have you come in for a check up dear ? ;-)

crack on love;-)

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mr miagi;3133008

crack on love;-)




let me take your temperature , you look a little flushed :?

lol

nicki3668;3133031

let me take your temperature , you look a little flushed :?lol

:-D

grey hair?

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mr miagi;3133045

:-D



you wont be :-D ing when you see where the thermometer goes :?

lmao

oohh I got to be a nurse...now what therapy am I going to offer?

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loupomm;3133053

grey hair?


i think you need a day in the spa lou :-D
with a massage and nicky clark make over dooo lol xxx

nicki3668;3133060

you wont be :-D ing when you see where the thermometer goes :?lmao

ha ha be gentle:whistling:

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bellabonkers;3133067

oohh I got to be a nurse...now what therapy am I going to offer?



lol im sure you will have a speciality bella :thumbsup:

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mr miagi;3133075

ha ha be gentle:whistling:



its ok matron bitsey will sort you out lol

bitseylango;3132931

Matron Bitsey says bend over and I will push them back in :thumbsup:



PMSL Bitsey!

Nikki, your avi is treatment enough for me!!!
:-D

But my arms a bit numb, can you get some life back into it, think its been overused recently!!
:oops:

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Foosball Chum;3132921

Nurse nicki, can you come and see dr foosball immediately in the massage … Nurse nicki, can you come and see dr foosball immediately in the massage room. :w00t:



[COLOR="Red"]4000 woo hoo [/COLOR]:thumbsup:

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WantOne;3133099

PMSL Bitsey!Nikki, your avi is treatment enough for me!!!:-DBut my arms a … PMSL Bitsey!Nikki, your avi is treatment enough for me!!!:-DBut my arms a bit numb, can you get some life back into it, think its been overused recently!!:oops:




lmao hahahaha oh my you will need to reat that dear .... im sure one of our lovely nurses can help you out :w00t:

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I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic! :oops:

DLM;3133139

I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic! :oops:



Ask your other personality to help you then.:p






sorry, couldn't resist that!

DLM;3133139

I'm a Paranoid Schizophrenic! :oops:

hello:thumbsup: how are you????

I'm a nurse specialist........

chocolate wrap anyone ?

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bellabonkers;3133150

Ask your other personality to help you then.:psorry, couldn't resist that!



Thanks for being so understanding :? :cry:

DLM;3133178

Thanks for being so understanding :? :cry:



:friends: x

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mr miagi;3133165

hello:thumbsup: how are you????



I'm fine only messing x x

Hope you are well Mr M :-D

DLM;3133188

I'm fine only messing x x Hope you are well Mr M :-D

yea im good:thumbsup: i was looking around for yea yesterday

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bellabonkers;3133187

:friends: x



Hope you are ok, Bella x x

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choc1969;3133170

I'm a nurse specialist........chocolate wrap anyone ?




oooo me likie lol nice one choc :thumbsup::w00t:

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mr miagi;3133204

yea im good:thumbsup: i was looking around for yea yesterday



Has you know it was my birthday, we went out for a meal with some old friends and drank far too much x x

...gosh, think i need completely remaking.. can i get help ?

if only...

DLM;3133243

Has you know it was my birthday, we went out for a meal with some old … Has you know it was my birthday, we went out for a meal with some old friends and drank far too much x x

i know i thought you might of popped in. did you have a good birthday??

Banned

I need a liver transplant after the amount of alcohol i have consumed in the last few days :roll:

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mr miagi;3133259

i know i thought you might of popped in. did you have a good birthday??



I popped in about 10pm but was a bit too drunk to type!

I had a great birthday x x
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