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    The hypnotist

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years, well, they're gone."


    "No more headaches?" the husband asks,
    ''What happened?"


    His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat


    "I do not Have a Headache,
    I do not have a headache,
    I do not have a headache.."




    It Worked! The headaches are all gone."


    The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."


    His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"


    The husband agrees to try it .



    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.


    He puts her on the bed and says,


    "Don't move, I'll be right back."


    He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.


    His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"


    The husband says,


    "Don't move! I will be right back."


    He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.


    The wife sits up and her head is spinning.


    Her husband again says,

    "Don't move, I'll be right back."

    With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
    This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,
    She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
    "She's not my wife.
    She's not my wife.
    She's not my wife..."

    11 Comments

    Original Poster

    Jumpingphil;7005412

    Ooooh, I don't know if that's funny or not.Hmmmm, i guess it is.:thumbsup:



    nice location:)

    Jumpingphil;7005412

    Ooooh, I don't know if that's funny or not.Hmmmm, i guess it is.:thumbsup:



    Yes it is! :-D

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;7005452

    Yes it is! :-D



    thanks COM

    skusey;7005468

    thanks COM



    You're welcome babes, hope you're having a great week.

    Your jokes always make me smile :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Jumpingphil;7005505

    And I thought she was agreeing with you on my nice location.:w00t:Shame … And I thought she was agreeing with you on my nice location.:w00t:Shame the KFC doesn't realise how silly his location looks.



    or the quote of the week by 'Mr Mensa' BG;
    these petitions dont even do nothing.:thumbsup:

    Jumpingphil;7005505

    And I thought she was agreeing with you on my nice location.:w00t:Shame … And I thought she was agreeing with you on my nice location.:w00t:Shame the KFC doesn't realise how silly his location looks.



    Does it refer to Aviators??

    Maybe there's more flying involved than we realised. :roll:

    skusey;7005533

    or the quote of the week by 'Mr Mensa' BG;these petitions dont even do … or the quote of the week by 'Mr Mensa' BG;these petitions dont even do nothing.:thumbsup:



    I even heard the nose wiped on the sleeve then!!!

    :thumbsup: good one

    Original Poster

    Jumpingphil;7005594

    I must have missed that one.Any links?



    hotukdeals.com/ite…son

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;7005564

    I even heard the nose wiped on the sleeve then!!!



    :-D

    Banned

    I will go to the mirror and say "this joke is not funny, this joke is not funny this joke is not funny"
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