Found 2nd Apr 2008
An Irish Daughter had not been home for over 5 years.


Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not
understand what ye put yer old mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff .... dad .... I became a prostitute ...."

"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad .... as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million.

For me little brother, this gold Rolex.

And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club..." .... (takes a breath) ... "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera , and ....."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff .... a prostitute, dad! .... sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

11 Comments

classic
heard many vairants of it hehe

lmao nice one.

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dead on

Very good ... seem people have too much time on their hands at the moment with all the jokes appearing.

keep em coming ha ha ha ha ha :-D

:D:D:D good one

fantastic!!

That made me LOL LOL !!:-D

good one:thumbsup:

True story.
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