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    The JFK's Football Tips Thread

    In this thread I will be giving out football tips and tactics.

    If you take all of my tips and tactics onto the pitch, then one day (with a hella of a loada practice and training) you may be half as good as me.

    So ask away, dawgs.

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    whats the best way to score a goal

    I bet i can beat you on fifa 98

    Where do you play?

    Left back in the changing room?

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    intenso100;4299075

    whats the best way to score a goal



    Put the ball in the top right hand corner.

    are you sub of the match

    Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:

    can you please explain the offside rule to me ?

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    J.Dance;4299090

    Where do you play?



    I play up front or on either wing. (usually up front though)

    wow another jfk thread
    wow
    wow

    serious no h4te brah

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    intenso100;4299106

    can you please explain the offside rule to me ?



    It's not the 'offside rule' it's the 'offside law'. BIG DIFFERENCE!

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    StevenA2000_uk;4299103

    Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:



    I don't drink coffee.

    The JFK;4299120

    It's not the 'offside rule' it's the 'offside law'. BIG DIFFERENCE!



    please explain it then

    Your always on a field so must be good at football!! :whistling:

    StevenA2000_uk;4299103

    Tip #1 : Always stir your coffee after you put sugar in it :thumbsup:



    What do you use to stir your coffee?

    yeah field of dreams lmfao

    The JFK;4299132

    I don't drink coffee.


    lucozade more your drink ?

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    ilovepink;4299133

    please explain it then



    There is no such thing as an 'offside rule'.

    It's the offside law.

    Offside position

    It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
    A player is in an offside position if:
    • he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the
    second last opponent
    A player is not in an offside position if:
    • he is in his own half of the fi eld of play or
    • he is level with the second last opponent or
    • he is level with the last two opponents

    Offence

    A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the
    ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of
    the referee, involved in active play by:
    • interfering with play or
    • interfering with an opponent or
    • gaining an advantage by being in that position

    No offence

    There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
    • a goal kick or
    • a throw-in or
    • a corner kick

    ilovepink;4299148

    yeah field of dreams lmfao



    Well I was thinking of something else!! :whistling:

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    intenso100;4299152

    lucozade more your drink ?



    Yeah. It's better for you.

    I also flex the Red Bull every now and again.

    JFK, where would you be without google eh?

    ilovepink;4299202

    JFK, where would you be without google eh?



    [url]www.ask.com[/url] :-D

    lucozade does not replace the bodily fluids lost thru diorehha....just so u know.

    The JFK;4299187

    There is no such thing as an 'offside rule'. It's the offside law.Offside … There is no such thing as an 'offside rule'. It's the offside law.Offside positionIt is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.A player is in an offside position if:• he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and thesecond last opponentA player is not in an offside position if:• he is in his own half of the fi eld of play or• he is level with the second last opponent or• he is level with the last two opponentsOffenceA player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment theball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion ofthe referee, involved in active play by:• interfering with play or• interfering with an opponent or• gaining an advantage by being in that positionNo offenceThere is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:• a goal kick or• a throw-in or• a corner kick




    such a copy and paste job

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    acecatcher3;4299217

    lucozade does not replace the bodily fluids lost thru diorehha....just so … lucozade does not replace the bodily fluids lost thru diorehha....just so u know.



    Thanks. :thinking:

    I lol @ JFK you know nothing you have copied and pasted from someone elses work shame on you, you obviously know nothing about footie, bad show young man, bad show

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    ilovepink;4299234

    I lol @ JFK you know nothing you have copied and pasted from someone … I lol @ JFK you know nothing you have copied and pasted from someone elses work shame on you, you obviously know nothing about footie, bad show young man, bad show



    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    WTF????????????????????????

    Copied someone else work? LMAO!

    It's a fragment from the LOAF as written by Fifa.

    You know nothing about life (serious).

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    ilovepink;4299242

    copied word for word from … copied word for word from here;http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/detailed/



    That is very incorrect.

    I only use official sources. (serious)

    Banned

    ilovepink;4299242

    copied word for word from … copied word for word from here;http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11-offside-rule/detailed/



    http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InSurfWeTrust17/PWNED.jpg

    The JFK;4299233

    Thanks. :thinking:



    i have lucozade everyday, thats what it says on the bottle :thumbsup:


    also im a qualified referee have been for 4 years...another fact bout acecatcher3, write that down

    LOL at JFK clearly a

    http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x100/electrickeeper/Smileys/rcard.gif

    J.Dance;4299260

    LOL at JFK the


    he shoots.. he scores

    sorry brah, h4te intended serious

    intenso100;4299267

    he shoots.. he scores



    I'm going to Wembley :w00t:

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    acecatcher3;4299259

    i have lucozade everyday, thats what it says on the bottle :thumbsup:also … i have lucozade everyday, thats what it says on the bottle :thumbsup:also im a qualified referee have been for 4 years...another fact bout acecatcher3, write that down



    I am also a qualified referee, have been for 3 years.

    What level are you?

    jfk;

    [URL="http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/loser2.jpg"]http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/loser2.jpg[/URL]

    The JFK;4299279

    I am also a qualified referee, have been for 3 years. What level are you?



    I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:

    http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/odracirone/th_referee.jpg

    J.Dance;4299346

    I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:



    :lol::w00t:

    Original Poster

    So much hate in this thread.

    Just because I am 17 and I have achieved more in my life than most of the haterz on here does not mean you have to hate me.

































    http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj26/The_JFK/II078-1-1.jpg

    Banned

    Looks about right!!!

    J.Dance;4299346

    I've seen you at the top of your game:whistling:

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