The Jokes In My Malteasers Advent Calender....

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Found 2nd Dec 2009
To be updated every day if i can be bothered.....

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Original Poster

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? - frostbite

2. Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers? - Incase he got a hole in one.

borolad94;7085282

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? - frostbite2. … 1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? - frostbite2. Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers? - Incase he got a hole in one.



can i just have the chocolate please :roll:

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michelleleemoo;7085333

can i just have the chocolate please :roll:



My life is brilliant, i get a chocolate and an immense joke at once :-D

borolad94;7085347

My life is brilliant, i get a chocolate and an immense joke at once :-D



phew, for a moment there i thought you were going to launch into james blunt just to top it off :w00t:

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michelleleemoo;7085376

phew, for a moment there i thought you were going to launch into james … phew, for a moment there i thought you were going to launch into james blunt just to top it off :w00t:





:lol:

c'mon where's todays, the suspenders are killing me

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3. What do snowmen eat for dinner?


Icebergers!!!!!

:giggle:

HAHA




HAHa



HAha


Haha



haha



:?

borolad94;7099279

3. What do snowmen eat for … 3. What do snowmen eat for dinner?Icebergers!!!!!:giggle:HAHAHAHaHAhaHahahaha:?



http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Congrats/woohoo.gif

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4. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bedside clock?

An Alarm Cluck!

Original Poster

They just keep getting better!

5. What is white and goes up?



A CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE!

i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.

black gerbil1;7117242

i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.



not that long ago then :whistling:

borolad94;7117215

They just keep getting better!5. What is white and goes up?A CONFUSED … They just keep getting better!5. What is white and goes up?A CONFUSED SNOWFLAKE!



YOU RUINED MY SUPRISE.... :thinking::x

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TomWilkoLFC;7117329

YOU RUINED MY SUPRISE.... :thinking::x



sorry :-(

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black gerbil1;7117242

i remember when i was 12 and i used to have an advent calender.



My man is 28 and he has one from B&M, it cost 29p.

Bargain just for the chocolate :santa:

DLM;7117435

My man is 28 and he has one from B&M, it cost 29p.Bargain just for the … My man is 28 and he has one from B&M, it cost 29p.Bargain just for the chocolate :santa:



I'm older than him :thinking: and I havent even got one "that's just not fair" :x

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renown;7117457

I'm older than him :thinking: and I havent even got one "that's just not … I'm older than him :thinking: and I havent even got one "that's just not fair" :x



Get down to B&M they might be reduced to 10p :thumbsup:

DLM;7117503

Get down to B&M they might be reduced to 10p :thumbsup:



We dont have that store :-(:cry:

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renown;7117527

We dont have that store :-(:cry:



I am selling tomorrow's chocolate on ebay, see 110465052975 :w00t:

DLM;7117541

I am selling tomorrow's chocolate on ebay, see 110465052975 :w00t:



Are people Madddddddddd or what lol

You could make a packet :w00t:

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renown;7117602

Are people Madddddddddd or what lolYou could make a packet :w00t:



They are definately mad, I have told my man he is now barred from the chocolates.

I will let him open the boxes because I am kind like that.

Hope you have a great christmas Renown x x

Original Poster

6. What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia!

7. What is the name of Santa's wife......? No, not Mrs Clause....... but...... Mary Christmas!!!!!

Original Poster

8. Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Santa Paws :lazy:

heard most of them before lol, awfull stuff haha
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