The journey of a Man....

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Found 24th Aug 2008
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
>
> When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
>
> In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
> and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
>
> When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
> totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
> so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
>
> When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
> her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
> She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
> She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction.
> So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
>
> When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
> firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
> divorced me and took everything I owned.
>
> I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big norks.

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CLASS!

I wish I'd read that when I was 14. The heartbreak that could have been avoided!

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