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    The Koala and the Little Lizard

    A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,
    looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"


    (Cont' in next post)

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    Original Poster

    sorry on the phone ! will finish in a bit x

    Banned

    awwwwwwww lol

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says:

    "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

    Original Poster

    cannyscot;3145346

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a … So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"


    Where are the pictures ? ................... It's naff without them :w00t:............................
    Thanks for spoiling !

    snowtiger - you have got it cracked!!! the secret of comedy is...

    ...timing!

    Original Poster

    PapaSmurf;3145520

    ...timing!


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    lol lol
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