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    Original Poster

    As I was walking by saint pauls
    a lady grabbed me by the arm
    a girl in a punt
    stuck a pole up her nose
    and said "you cant swim here,its private"

    There was a young man from Leeds,
    Who ate a whole packet of seeds,
    In less than an hour,
    His dick was a flower
    And his arrse was a bundle of weeds

    LOL :giggle:

    Original Poster

    kerri_ There was a young man from Leeds,Who ate a whole packet of seeds,In less than an hour,His dick was a flowerAnd his arrse was a bundle of weedsLOL :giggle:

    barky;6120157

    As I was walking by saint paulsa lady grabbed me by the arma girl in a … As I was walking by saint paulsa lady grabbed me by the arma girl in a puntstuck a pole up her noseand said "you cant swim here,its private"



    this is rubbish hehe, it doesnt even rhyme
    mines well better :-D

    Original Poster

    there was a young man from nantucket..............
    who wasnt allowed to feature in any limericks on a family forum

    A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
    picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
    He took a big bite
    before spitting, in fright,
    "OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

    When you come here your matchsticks are lit
    Bank balances are soon taking a hit
    But sadly there are those that just brag
    And make time on here slowly drag
    But it's ok, we all know they just talk.................... :-D

    There once was a girl from Limrick,
    who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”,
    she said “My dear Annie,
    it goes up your fanny,
    and jumps up and down till it’s sick.”

    nlambert;6120339

    There once was a girl from Limrick,who said to her Mum “What’s a dic … There once was a girl from Limrick,who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”,she said “My dear Annie,it goes up your fanny,and jumps up and down till it’s sick.”



    :giggle:

    Not a Limerick, but I like it so there :P

    Santa had a reindeer,
    It's name was Rudolph Collocks,
    It tried to jump the garden gate,
    And landed on it's head.

    ChrisUK;6120396

    Not a Limerick, but I like it so there :PSanta had a reindeer,It's name … Not a Limerick, but I like it so there :PSanta had a reindeer,It's name was Rudolph Collocks,It tried to jump the garden gate,And landed on it's head.



    whaaaa? there crap if they dont ryhme its like,, wheres the end.
    lol

    There was an idiot called black rat
    who thought he was a cool cat
    he strutted his stuff
    he thought he was it
    but it was all bull.......

    kerri_ whaaaa? there crap if they dont ryhme its like,, wheres the end.lol

    There was once a mod on a forum,
    Who's petulance become really borin',
    He has no friends, used to shout scream & moan,
    So now he looks for deals on his own.....

    Mary had a little skirt
    With splits right up the sides
    And every time that Mary walked
    The boys could see her thighs.
    Mary had another skirt
    It was split right up the front
    But she didn't wear that one very often.

    Original Poster

    gari189;6120507

    Mary had a little skirtWith splits right up the sidesAnd every time that … Mary had a little skirtWith splits right up the sidesAnd every time that Mary walkedThe boys could see her thighs.Mary had another skirtIt was split right up the frontBut she didn't wear that one very often.




    he he!

    gari189;6120507

    Mary had a little skirtWith splits right up the sidesAnd every time that … Mary had a little skirtWith splits right up the sidesAnd every time that Mary walkedThe boys could see her thighs.Mary had another skirtIt was split right up the frontBut she didn't wear that one very often.



    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I like it............a lot. :-D
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