A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final

    As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if
    anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

    "No", he says, "the seat is empty."

    "This is incredible!" said the man,
    "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"

    He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My Wife was

    supposed to come with me, but she passed away.

    This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

    "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

    The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."


    I'm a bit shocked .. LOL

    sounds like my future.

    Heard it before but still makes me laugh!

    Smeagol sounds like my future.

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