The Man I hate: Congratulations to...

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Found 17th May 2008
Yes, the man I hate. He fell from grace, as gracelessly as the inebriated collie that chased a butterfly onto an ice rink. In his imagination, he was once top - top of the internet jungle. His name etched into every other paving slab, and he would swan through the forums like a shameful leaf floating into a sewer inlet.

Known for: very little. You may not have heard of him. Regrettably, he once traded in his second account for fleeting stardom. If only that moment was delayed. Other moments of significant interest are

He is quite a dull man. Never attempting to ride a unicycle - which he bought for such events - atop a bus driven towards a bridge. Nor has he ever attempted to cause a learner driver to fail their test, by creating an extra speed bump on a gloomy hill. Moreover, never, not once, has he licked a toad. No matter what the said toad tries to tell you.

You may begin, to wonder, why would someone with such obvious hate have such a desire to congratulate? The promise of being able to class oneself as better, which would be immediately counteracted with the thought? Maybe just good, old-fashioned satire? Ok, I apologise - who am I to speculate about your thoughts? That is practically intrusion!

You can't really blame him for this though, remember, nobody noticed his 1000th post! Even though that was 3000 (and some) posts ago.

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Congrats JDeal

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Congratulations!

JDeal's promise to the HUKD forum was that he would stop posting after his 4000th post.

Make him stay!

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is it just me or are 4 out of the six cheerleaders ugly?

imranmaz;2116380

is it just me or are 4 out of the six cheerleaders ugly?



It's you - feeeling inadequate after missing the start of caturday.

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imranmaz;2116380

is it just me or are 4 out of the six cheerleaders ugly?



You wouldn't buy an ugly child the prettiest kitten, would you? That would only end in one of two ways. Either the child expects a lot more from life than is ever realistically achievable. Or in a jealous rage the child would force-feed the kitten baked beans.

congrats jdeal

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chesso;2116386

It's you - feeeling inadequate after missing the start of caturday.



I make caturday, caturday doesn't make me....

nah I went to a restaurant with my gf to celebrate finishing exams... I ate crocodile.... tastes like chicken!

JDeal;2116400

You wouldn't buy an ugly child the prettiest kitten, would you? That … You wouldn't buy an ugly child the prettiest kitten, would you? That would only end in one of two ways. Either the child expects a lot more from life than is ever realistically achievable. Or in a jealous rage the child would force-feed the kitten baked beans.



baked beans is a little too specific... hmmm so what is the cats name then?

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imranmaz;2116413

baked beans is a little too specific... hmmm so what is the cats name … baked beans is a little too specific... hmmm so what is the cats name then?



Was... We have to keep it in past tense unfortunately.

He was called Fritter. Nearer the end, I called him Bean-Fritter - he was asking for it.

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JDeal;2116420

Was... We have to keep it in past tense unfortunately. He was called … Was... We have to keep it in past tense unfortunately. He was called Fritter. Nearer the end, I called him Bean-Fritter - he was asking for it.



:lol: my gf's staffy loves custard creams but we give him these "boneo" dog biscuits... he HATES them so just throws them around till you try and take them off him.. which is when he wolfs em down!

Night all!

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:thumbsup: CONGRATULATIONS JD :thumbsup:

Nice one JDeal - sorry i've no amusing picture to post....

congrats jd but chill out baby

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another pointless thread

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* CONGRATS JDeal * Hope you're not going anywhere. Others might follow...

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Congrats JD:)

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:thumbsup: Well done Jdeal :thumbsup:

Well done Jdeal.

Congrats.

Predikuesi;2116716



shhhhhhhhhhhhh

[FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Magenta"]wooohooooo well done jdeal... one of the bestestest hukders...dont leave...i'll break ur legs!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[CENTER][SIZE=6][COLOR=darkgreen] CONGRATS JDEAL [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=6][COLOR=#006400]& HAPPY CATURDAY TOO[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Congrats JD

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snowtiger;2117006

[CENTER][SIZE=6][COLOR=darkgreen] CONGRATS JDEAL … [CENTER][SIZE=6][COLOR=darkgreen] CONGRATS JDEAL [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=6][COLOR=#006400]& HAPPY CATURDAY TOO[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER]



magicbeans;2116987

[FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Magenta"]wooohooooo well done jdeal... … [FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Magenta"]wooohooooo well done jdeal... one of the bestestest hukders...dont leave...i'll break ur legs!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]



Predikuesi;2116716




I effing love these posts!

Congrats JD, don't go wouldn't be the same..........

congrats JD on 4000 posts, including some truly genius comedy.

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I thank all of you truly lovely people.

I've decided 5000 seems such a better number.

yay hes back!!!! wooooooooooo!

Congratulations from the Nth Post Congratulatory Committee of HUKD.


-congratulationary autopost activated-

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leefal;2123580

Congratulations from the Nth Post Congratulatory Committee of … Congratulations from the Nth Post Congratulatory Committee of HUKD.-congratulationary autopost activated-



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

Congrats JD... xx

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Congratulations J

JDeal;2123323

I thank all of you truly lovely people. I've decided 5000 seems such a … I thank all of you truly lovely people. I've decided 5000 seems such a better number.



Congrats on staying JD :thumbsup:
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