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    The Modern Supermarket

    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

    13 Comments

    Condoms available at the pharmacy?

    That'd be interesting!
    :whistling:

    Original Poster

    WantOne;2272873

    Condoms available at the pharmacy? That'd be interesting!:whistling:


    oh pewwwwwwwwwwwww

    is this a joke or serious?

    Original Poster

    yimmie;2273054

    is this a joke or serious?


    pmsl ................... it's a joke :oops: :-D ... soppy date

    at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol

    kiwinator;2273221

    at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken … at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol



    lol yeah, poor staff.

    kiwinator;2273221

    at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken … at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol



    I'd love to hear a chicken bark - it'd make my year! ;-)

    kiwinator;2273221

    at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken … at asda normally where there is eggs you can press a button and chicken bark or what ever they do lol



    They Bark?!?!?!? PMSL There used to be that near me but they changed it, I think they're too thick near us so just stand there with their fingers on the button constantly

    Banned

    Lmao chickens bark, love it..

    wierdowoss;2273604

    Lmao chickens bark, love it..



    might be one of those caged ones :-D

    seriously,what do chickens do? woof? its really bugging me all day!! someone put me out of my misery!!

    HAHA reading the chicken bark comment just made me laugh out load in work!
    Yes all eyes were on me :oops: how come when i relay it, its never as funny, Now they think im strange! lol

    kiwinator;2277337

    seriously,what do chickens do? woof? its really bugging me all day!! … seriously,what do chickens do? woof? its really bugging me all day!! someone put me out of my misery!!



    CLUCK!
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