The Old Rancher................................. (Joke)

The Old Rancher
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a mail order bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Tom the age of his newbride to be. Tom proudly said,Shell be thirty-one in November.
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an old man.
Wanting his old friends remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
Hows the new wife?, asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, Good - shes pregnant.The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, And hows the hired hand?
Without hesitating, Tom said,
Shes pregnant too. ......!!
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Moral of the story
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Dont ever underestimate old Guys!

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Good morning all


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mornin' snowtiger

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mornin' snowtiger



morning Holly .... love the piccy

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Driving Skills ?.......................... !!

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and now the traffic news from … and now the traffic news from iraq......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRE2eIdYRtY


Good one ! .................... so glad to live here in the UK !!

But.. .......


We have to drive to Skegness at the weekend to visit family & I just know what the roads will be like ! not looking forward to it one bit ... seriously considering going in the very early hours as last year we were caught in a 3 Hr Jam .. .... !

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we all love traffic jams - get to know the people in the next car!!
sooner drive than Russian underground

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I really don't think I could travel in those conditions .... !! How on earth do they manage to get off at their stop if they're in the middle of the crowd ?? :?
It was bad enough on the London Underground going to work early in the morning years ago, but that really is what you call ''over-crowded''!

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