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    The Old Sailor & the Working Girl

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    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

    He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

    The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

    'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

    She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.


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    I liked it (_;)

    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
    on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

    The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
    high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls
    out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into
    the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
    front of the piano.

    The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful
    piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

    The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
    a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

    So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
    a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish.
    Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!"

    The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
    million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is
    soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar
    is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

    The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
    little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

    "Tell me about it!!" says the man,
    "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

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    robbieukranger

    I liked it (_;)



    So did I....... Maybe it's knot funny afterall! X)

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    richp

    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag … A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!"The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.""Tell me about it!!" says the man,"do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?



    Jeez.... now that is ooooooooold
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