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    The Perfect Murder........

    Any ideas, anyone??

    Need a good storyline for my next novella

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    It's supposed to be hit someone over the head with a frozen leg of pork to kill them then cook it .
    Please don't though Clarity

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    jeany123;6336149

    It's supposed to be hit someone over the head with a frozen leg of pork … It's supposed to be hit someone over the head with a frozen leg of pork to kill them then cook it .Please don't though Clarity



    Wondering if it would be possible to kill em and make em eat it afterwards??

    decisions decisions ;-)

    stab with frozen icicle - bad girls style

    I got it.....kill someone....preferebly by poison...a lot cleaner than stabbing/shooting

    stick the body in a freezer.....obviously one big enough

    get a woodchip maker....position it over running water

    feed through the frozen body (frozen so no blood mess) so all the bits go in the water and go away

    make sure all bits have gone into the water....clean the woodchip maker

    ohhhhh and I was at home with you all night wasnt I:thumbsup:

    Ice pick, classic

    ClarityofMind;6336157

    Wondering if it would be possible to kill em and make em eat it … Wondering if it would be possible to kill em and make em eat it afterwards??decisions decisions ;-)



    possibly if you liquidise it

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    loupomm;6336159

    stab with frozen icicle - bad girls style



    Like this idea!!

    Violent, gory, passionate, suits me!!

    You kill the person your friend wants to kill, they kill the person you want to kill, you be each others alibis.

    lol anyone in mind? Depends on the effect your looking for but I prefer the silent method so would go for lethal injection, cut the body into 5 pieces then dump in a barrel of acid, no trace :thumbsup:

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    lil_tiger;6336161

    I got it.....kill someone....preferebly by poison...a lot cleaner than … I got it.....kill someone....preferebly by poison...a lot cleaner than stabbing/shootingstick the body in a freezer.....obviously one big enoughget a woodchip maker....position it over running waterfeed through the frozen body (frozen so no blood mess)make sure all bits have gone into the water....clean the woodchip makerohhhhh and I was at home with you all night wasnt I:thumbsup:



    you were with me the whole weekend babes and I know you and he were getting on and were really happy together, so you didnt even have a motive.......... right? :w00t:

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    treble99;6336174

    lol anyone in mind? Depends on the effect your looking for but I prefer … lol anyone in mind? Depends on the effect your looking for but I prefer the silent method so would go for lethal injection, cut the body into 5 pieces then dump in a barrel of acid, no trace :thumbsup:



    5 pieces???

    See I knew I needed the help of a scally. ;-)

    lethal injection = too humane.

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    AshleyRFC;6336172

    You kill the person your friend wants to kill, they kill the person you … You kill the person your friend wants to kill, they kill the person you want to kill, you be each others alibis.



    Tiger.... you up for this??? lol

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    choclatepup;6336164

    Ice pick, classic



    appeals in a certain vindictive way... but I think I'd prefer using my fingers and teeth

    ClarityofMind;6336181

    Tiger.... you up for this??? lol



    more than ever!....although can you be done for conspiracy to murder...before the murder has been attempted? lol

    even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......

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    loupomm;6336193

    even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else … even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......



    ooohhh have to consider this........ :thinking:

    loupomm;6336193

    even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else … even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......



    and you would be locked up with em for conspiracy :? woop woop life with someone you hate :? lol fail

    get them drunk and get them to walk on a train track as the train is coming

    loupomm;6336193

    even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else … even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, [COLOR="Red"]but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper[/COLOR] and they get life, one gone, one inside......



    lil_tiger;6336206

    and you would be locked up with em for conspiracy :? woop woop life with … and you would be locked up with em for conspiracy :? woop woop life with someone you hate :? lol fail



    errrrrr noooooooo

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    lil_tiger;6336191

    more than ever!....although can you be done for conspiracy to … more than ever!....although can you be done for conspiracy to murder...before the murder has been attempted? lol



    uhmmm............... I dunno lol

    Not if we dont get caught?

    I dont uh think.

    But this is just a joke, right?

    Tinternet. :whistling:;-)

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    alexcruxon;6336210

    get them drunk and get them to walk on a train track as the train is … get them drunk and get them to walk on a train track as the train is coming



    Not hands on enough............

    thats the point lol

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    alexcruxon;6336221

    thats the point lol



    There's a certain need for satisfaction in this.... lol

    Just thinking of a storyline for a novel I'm writing of course :whistling:;-)

    loupomm;6336193

    even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else … even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......



    loupomm;6336212

    errrrrr noooooooo



    would be suprised if anyone could do that whilst not doing anything at all...do you not think the person that goes down will wanna take you with em....after all....it was your idea lol :whistling:

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    lil_tiger;6336227

    would be suprised if anyone could do that whilst not doing anything at … would be suprised if anyone could do that whilst not doing anything at all...do you not think the person that goes down will wanna take you with em....after all....it was your idea lol :whistling:



    Not if you play em well enough she means lol

    ClarityofMind;6336234

    Not if you play em well enough she means lol



    exactly, plan it well, cover everything, if they cant prove owt then sorted :thumbsup:

    ClarityofMind;6336234

    Not if you play em well enough she means lol



    would you go to prison for doing someone (who hates you...so im guessing you're not too fond of them neither) a favour :? I wouldnt lol...there would be some link to be found

    ClarityofMind;6336176

    5 pieces???See I knew I needed the help of a scally. ;-)



    Oi nuff of the scally talk :x

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    loupomm;6336242

    exactly, plan it well, cover everything, if they cant prove owt then … exactly, plan it well, cover everything, if they cant prove owt then sorted :thumbsup:



    I'm with ya lol

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    treble99;6336248

    Oi nuff of the scally talk :x



    You owe me dontcha babes :whistling:;-)

    ClarityofMind;6336257

    You owe me dontcha babes :whistling:;-)



    Yeah, not enough to commit murder for you tho lol

    My next door neighbour but 1 is a convicted murderer maybe I'll ask him next time I see him :thumbsup: see where he went wrong

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    treble99;6336289

    Yeah, not enough to commit murder for you tho lolMy next door neighbour … Yeah, not enough to commit murder for you tho lolMy next door neighbour but 1 is a convicted murderer maybe I'll ask him next time I see him :thumbsup: see where he went wrong



    Bless.

    Or just gimme an intro and I'll work my magic :-D

    lol all you gotta do is watch the crime and investigation channel......wait for the cases that went cold apart from the 'one mistake'....replicate and learn from the persons mistake...:?

    Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.

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    lil_tiger;6336297

    lol all you gotta do is watch the crime and investigation … lol all you gotta do is watch the crime and investigation channel......wait for the cases that went cold apart from the 'one mistake'....replicate and learn from the persons mistake...:?



    I dont have the patience lol

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    Abvance;6336298

    Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.



    it has a certain stone age appeal... cept its prolly vehicular homicide at the very least lol

    shove snow down their throat :thumbsup: they will choke and die, but before they are found the snow will have melted leaving no trace of the crime :-D :lol:

    Abvance;6336298

    Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.



    Lol, a police man once told me that if you want to kill someone run them over as you get the least amount of prison time for it :thumbsup:

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    micoo;6336313

    shove snow down their throat :thumbsup: they will choke and die, but … shove snow down their throat :thumbsup: they will choke and die, but before they are found the snow will have melted leaving no trace of the crime :-D :lol:



    hmmm... off to scrape out my freezer.:-D

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    treble99;6336315

    Lol, a police man once told me that if you want to kill someone run them … Lol, a police man once told me that if you want to kill someone run them over as you get the least amount of prison time for it :thumbsup:



    nice chap eh?:whistling:
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