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    The Pirate

    The pirate walked into an Inn and the Innkeeper said, "Hey, I haven't seen
    you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
    ''What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
    now."
    "What about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
    hand was cut off. I was fitted with this hook. I'm fine, really."
    "What about that eye patch?"
    "Oh, we were at sea, and a seagull flew over. I looked up and it c*****d in my
    eye."
    "You're kidding," said the Innkeeper, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
    bird poo."
    "No, but it was my first day with the hook."

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    Nice one!:-D

    Old, but still good.
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