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    The Points System for men - finally revealed

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    This is the key to understanding women

    This is what they did not want you to know

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    [FONT=Arial]Simple Duties:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You make the bed [/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+1[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows [/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] 0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets [/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-1[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You leave the toilet seat up[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-1[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-2[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]But return with beer[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You check out a suspicious noise at night[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] 0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] 0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You check out a suspicious noise and it's something[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You pummel it with a six iron[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]It's her father[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]Social Engagements:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You stay by her side the entire party[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] 0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]Named Tiffany[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-4[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Tiffany is a dancer[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]Tiffany has implants[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-8[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Her Birthday:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You take her out to dinner[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar [/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+1[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Okay, it is a sports bar[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-2[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]And it's all-you-can-eat night[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-3[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favorite team[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]A Night Out With The Boys:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]Go out with a pal[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]And the pal is happily married[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -4[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Or frighteningly single[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -7[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]And he drives a Mustang[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -15[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]A Night Out:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You take her to a movie[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You take her to a movie she likes[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] +4[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You take her to a movie you hate[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] +6[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You take her to a movie you like[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -2[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]It's called DeathCop 3[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -3[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Which features cyborgs having sex[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -9[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -15[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Your Physique:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]You develop a noticeable potbelly[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -15[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] +10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -30[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-800[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]The Big Question:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]She asks, "Do I look fat?"[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You hesitate in responding[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You reply, "Where?"[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] -35[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]Communication:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Arial]When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] 0[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial] +5[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]+10[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]
    [FONT=Arial]She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep[/FONT]
    [RIGHT][RIGHT][FONT=Arial]-20[/FONT][/RIGHT][/RIGHT]




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