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    THE SISTER.

    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
    dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married
    .
    There was only one little thing bothering me...
    It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
    down when she was near me,

    and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
    private parts. It had to be deliberate.

    She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
    over to check the wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm
    going upstairs to my bedroom,

    and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
    and threw them down
    the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
    beeline straight to
    the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We are very happy that you have passed our little test

    We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:








    Always keep your condoms in your car.

    15 Comments

    Loved the punch line

    :giggle::giggle::giggle:

    lol!!!xxx

    good one!

    quality

    THIS REALY HAPPEND TO ME BUT DONT GET UNDRESSED BEFORE YOU GET THE JOHNNIES:w00t:

    Lol...

    great one!

    L o L very good

    lol very good.

    excellent, lol

    Very funny lol

    Thats as old as the hills

    A classic.

    pretty good one
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