Found 29th Jul 2009
There are two statues in a
park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had
been facing each other
across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel
comes down from the
sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes
to do what you've
wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and
they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits
patiently as the bushes
rustle and giggling ensues.. After fifteen minutes, the two
return, out of
breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you
have fifteen minutes left,
would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly
replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change
positions. This time, I'll hold the
pigeon down and you crap on its head.'

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Monumental Joke! :thumbsup:








+2 :w00t:
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