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    The teaspoon fairy!

    I have a little fairy who visits my house.
    She likes to steal all my teaspoons.
    In 2 years I have bought 8 packs of 10 teaspoons.
    Now I only have 5 left in my drawer.
    Please can someone tell me where I can find this teaspoon fairy so I can retrieve all my stolen goods!

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    Hanging out with the comb and glove fairies!

    Original Poster

    chesso;4573809

    Hanging out with the comb and glove fairies!



    I havent had a visit from those ones as well thankfully

    in the bin with the yoghurt pots lol

    They work in gangs they have been here as well.

    :w00t:also visits here reg

    Think they hide them in my missing socks!

    If you have any children, you might want to check their bedrooms!

    Just drill a hole through the ends of the ones you have left, clip chains on them and fix to the kitchen worktops ..... you will slow the beggars down if nothing else!

    They are all in my kitchen drawer, do you want to return my missing forks, please? Obviously the same fairy has swapped my forks. I only have 3 left and one of those is for the cat food!!!!!!!

    I dunno but if you find her can you tell her that I need my teaspoons and tablespoons back.

    i have a theory that they make cutlery biodegradeable after so many washes they disintergrate while in the sink ! or they would never sell any more !

    I had a 16 piece set bought for me at the same time a 48 piece was bought, your lucky if I have 15 pieces of the both sets left.

    my can opener vanished went and got another, that was rubbish, bought another that worked for one day, about to buy another and the first one appeared in the draw!

    I'd looked there a million times , so the moral is keep looking in the draw another 99999 times and they will re-appear!

    Original Poster

    DIVA1977;4573855

    in the bin with the yoghurt pots lol



    Lol I dont fancy rummagin throught he bin

    Original Poster

    kelly_o_fanatic;4573935

    If you have any children, you might want to check their bedrooms!



    Lol I have a 2 year old shes not quite at that age yet lol

    Original Poster

    mosskeeto;4573947

    Just drill a hole through the ends of the ones you have left, clip chains … Just drill a hole through the ends of the ones you have left, clip chains on them and fix to the kitchen worktops ..... you will slow the beggars down if nothing else!



    Hmm maybe I could wire it up to an alarm too....dragons den here I come :-D

    Original Poster

    pugw$sh;4573955

    They are all in my kitchen drawer, do you want to return my missing … They are all in my kitchen drawer, do you want to return my missing forks, please? Obviously the same fairy has swapped my forks. I only have 3 left and one of those is for the cat food!!!!!!!



    Lol I only have 4 forks left out of 14 too :?

    Original Poster

    button_moon;4573980

    i have a theory that they make cutlery biodegradeable after so many … i have a theory that they make cutlery biodegradeable after so many washes they disintergrate while in the sink ! or they would never sell any more !



    That is a very logical and believable theory lol

    kelly_o_fanatic;4573935

    If you have any children, you might want to check their bedrooms!



    Nicking spoons or loosing them is one thing but kids are a little heavier and or a bit easier to find.

    do they go in luchboxes perhaps? and not get bought home?

    i always put a spoon in their lunchpacks with yoghurts etc, they never bring them home... is this whats happening?

    perhaps your hubby has a secret den? I know mine never cleans up the evidence of late night snacking lol

    anyone read a place called here by cecilia aherne THAT'S where all the missing bits go lol p.s its a gorgeous read ...

    Scrap metal = serious business

    Teaspoon fairy = minted

    Teeth = worthless

    Tooth Fairy = weird fetishist

    Original Poster

    mbgringo;4575405

    Scrap metal = serious businessTeaspoon fairy = mintedTeeth = … Scrap metal = serious businessTeaspoon fairy = mintedTeeth = worthlessTooth Fairy = weird fetishist



    lol:w00t:

    my kids were taught that the tooth fairy carves their best teeth into animals as toys that come alive for the fairy princess...lol

    In my place they could be anywhere. I put a kitchen roll in the fridge once. :-D

    Buy cutlery with bright coloured handles, that way you notice them easier as you scrape plates into the bin and they accidentally drop in. We've never lost a single piece and ours have bright plastic handles.

    ClarityofMind;4584364

    my kids were taught that the tooth fairy carves their best teeth into … my kids were taught that the tooth fairy carves their best teeth into animals as toys that come alive for the fairy princess...lol



    lol mine get told they make little fairy houses out of everyones old teeth :oops:

    and op teaspoons and forks go missing in my house too :?

    lyndsbowes;4584701

    lol mine get told they make little fairy houses out of everyones old … lol mine get told they make little fairy houses out of everyones old teeth :oops:



    awww thats a sweet thought too, your fairies are smaller than ours! lol

    ClarityofMind;4584763

    awww thats a sweet thought too, your fairies are smaller than ours! lol



    lol
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