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    The things kids say ... Children say the funniest of things. Here are a few classic words of child wisdom.

    How do you decide who to marry?
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    Kirsten, age 10

    What is the right age to get married?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

    How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    Derrick, age 8

    What do you think your mum and dad have in common?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    Lori, age 8

    What do most people do on a date?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)

    What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    Craig, age 9

    When is it okay to kiss someone?
    When they're rich.
    Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)

    Is it better to be single or married?
    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
    Theodore, age 8

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


    How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    Kelvin, age 8

    How would you make a marriage work?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    Ricky, age 10

    15 Comments

    Original Poster

    FOUR-year-old Sarah asked this question from the back of the car: "Mummy, why are there more idiots on the road when daddy's driving?"

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    I think there fake, unless you have a link to them.

    My aunty was driving along, someone cut in front of her and nearly caused an accident. Not wanting to swear infront of her daughter (2) she said "Thanks mate" and my cousin piped up "Is he your mate mummy?" and started waving!

    Original Poster

    odriscoll;1754958

    I think there fake, unless you have a link to them.



    I have Three kids, I believe them !!

    My mate said to my younger brother. " You like your food don't you"

    "yeah" he replied. " I can't live without it".

    My little ones come out with some right funny things too.

    Original Poster

    My youngest (now 21 ! ) used to call the duel carriageway the 'George carriageway'
    & from the wrestling a 'disquali-fido-cation'


    OMG He will kill me if he ever sees this !

    Original Poster

    stora;1754983

    My mate said to my younger brother. " You like your food don't you""yeah" … My mate said to my younger brother. " You like your food don't you""yeah" he replied. " I can't live without it".




    hehehehe

    Bit OT.

    My son said to my wife that he didn't want to grow up.

    she said you don't have to because one day you'll be a man.

    Original Poster

    pinkkitty2007;1754989

    My little ones come out with some right funny things too.



    People always say this but really do get a notebook NOW & write it all down & make notes as they say things over the years ... wish I had ... you really do forget most of it ..

    I used to work in a pre school where we heard some corkers!

    My most memorable one was when I was teaching the children the letter Q using phonics. I was trying to get them to say words begining with Q so I said " When you are at the supermarket and you are waiting to pay what do you stand in?" to which one little boy piped up " a puddle" - well maybe so if the queue is very long

    Original Poster

    loveabargain;1755119

    I used to work in a pre school where we heard some corkers! My most … I used to work in a pre school where we heard some corkers! My most memorable one was when I was teaching the children the letter Q using phonics. I was trying to get them to say words begining with Q so I said " When you are at the supermarket and you are waiting to pay what do you stand in?" to which one little boy piped up " a puddle" - well maybe so if the queue is very long



    the 'wee ones' are defo' the best ..... :-D

    My 4yo son asked how him and his sister got in my tummy so we told them daddy plants a seed in mummy belly button and it grows into a baby,about 2 weeks later we were in kfc eating our dinner and he asked"next time daddys planting the seed can me and Hayley come and watch"

    Original Poster

    ettam123;1755432

    My 4yo son asked how him and his sister got in my tummy so we told them … My 4yo son asked how him and his sister got in my tummy so we told them daddy plants a seed in mummy belly button and it grows into a baby,about 2 weeks later we were in kfc eating our dinner and he asked"next time daddys planting the seed can me and Hayley come and watch"



    love it !

    My eldest (now 21) once pointed to a sausage dog and shouted in a voice only a 4 year old owns (if you get my drift!) why has that dog got 5 legs?!?! :oops:
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