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    The Ventriloquist

    An English ventriloquist visiting the town of Tain in the Scottish
    highlands walks in and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

    He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Highlander

    'Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

    Highlander : 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Sasenach.'

    Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

    Dog: 'Yeah, doing all right.'

    Highlander : (look of extreme shock)

    Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

    Dog: 'Aye'

    Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

    Dog: 'Fine. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
    great food And takes me to the loch once a week to play.'

    Highlander : (look of utter disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

    Highlander : 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

    Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

    Horse: 'Not bad'

    Highlander : (absolutely dumbfounded)

    Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Highlander )

    Horse: 'Right enough'

    Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

    Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
    Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me
    from the Elements.'

    Highlander : (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

    Highlander : (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar dont trust it......'

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