The Vicar's Salary

    At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
    congregation that will pay him more.
    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because
    he is so popular.
    Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims:
    'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Buick every year and
    his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
    'If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
    establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of
    his children!'
    More sighs and loud applause.
    Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
    'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'
    There is total silence.
    The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy
    lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'
    Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
    forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
    while his wife replies:
    'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F*** him'.




    haha, nice.


    loool :w00t:


    Thanks Skusey!

    :lol: i like tht
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