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    The "who can tell the biggest whopper" thread.

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    Obviously its the internet... you can get away with saying pretty much any little fib you like and no one can say it isn't true.

    Come on folks...

    Step right on up...

    Give us all a good chuckle...

    Tell us a good porkie we can have a good laugh at..


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    I'm tee total:-D

    Sorry, I'm a very serious person and never joke around.

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    Train Driver;3890030

    I'm tee total:-D



    Some things are a little too obviously not true!!!!! :w00t:

    I have a 21" p......................................




    iano

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    Predikuesi;3890033

    Sorry, I'm a very serious person and never joke around.



    Never doubted that for a moment Stan. Or is that Laurel?:p

    Banned

    that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world

    im the sole creator of google but was ripped off by those yanks :roll:

    Where's BG1 - he should be here!

    dog_cop;3890067

    that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, … that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world



    haha! and that there is the greatest MVP on here!!!:w00t:

    I think Black sheeps post are both witty and informative

    dog_cop;3890067

    that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, … that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world



    ...and your all of the above :whistling:

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    faevilangel;3890105

    im the sole creator of google but was ripped off by those yanks :roll:



    That's blantantly obviously a lie.



































    I intented google.

    intented

    guv;3890138

    That's blantantly obviously a lie.I intented google.



    whats intented :lol:

    but its trueeeeeeeeeeeeee :w00t:

    i got a merc worth 40k and got myself a driver too!

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    faevilangel;3890159

    whats intented :lol:but its trueeeeeeeeeeeeee :w00t:



    There are lots of things intended...... Especially on 'ere.:w00t:

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    MANJ_007;3890169

    i got a merc worth 40k and got myself a driver too!



    Lots of people have those.

    Try again. :thumbsup:

    guv;3890175

    There are lots of things intended...... Especially on 'ere.:w00t:



    ok im gonna fess up ........ you may not believe it but .........

    i am BlackGerbil1's lover ....... we both swore to secrecy and now im ready to go into the open

    he also has a stalker ......... quite creepy really, looks a bit like that american president that got himself killed

    one of my ex girlfriends was born a man !:oops:

    faevilangel;3890208

    ok im gonna fess up ........ you may not believe it but .........i am … ok im gonna fess up ........ you may not believe it but .........i am BlackGerbil1's lover ....... we both swore to secrecy and now im ready to go into the openhe also has a stalker ......... quite creepy really, looks a bit like that american president that got himself killed





















    http://www.strawberryontheradio.com/CMS/images/fat%20naked%20man%20on%20computer%20copy.jpg

    guv;3890204

    Lots of people have those.Try again. :thumbsup:



    I've just purchased a £300 pair of jeans! I'll cut a photo out of a magazine and post it later.

    Is this one better?:p

    DAMNOME;3890229



    hey !! i told you not to share bg's picture ........ he will go mad at me :x

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    MANJ_007;3890239

    I've just purchased a £300 pair of jeans! I'll cut a photo out of a … I've just purchased a £300 pair of jeans! I'll cut a photo out of a magazine and post it later.Is this one better?:p



    Much better. :thumbsup: (Though no one could be fooled by that..... but that's the spirit!) :w00t:

    Im a virgin

    Lulu'sMammy;3890260

    Im a virgin



    so artificial insemination is a good plan then :w00t:

    faevilangel;3890275

    so artificial insemination is a good plan then :w00t:


    Just call me Mary!

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    Lulu'sMammy;3890260

    Im a virgin



    Plenty wouldn't get away with that one......... but I know first hand that isn't true.

    You passed the test. :w00t::thumbsup:

    guv;3890282

    Plenty wouldn't get away with that one......... but I know first hand … Plenty wouldn't get away with that one......... but I know first hand that isn't true.You passed the test. :w00t::thumbsup:


    You bonked me like?

    My MX Records won't work :cry:

    Seriously.

    I'm a model, and at weekends i do hedgefunds obviously just as a lil sideline!!
    i obviously have to many cars to list got to all the top clubs an hang out with celebs!
    I NEVER go shopping im so rich the clothes come to me and normally for free!!




    and what really makes me larrrrfff is this is a normal day yet some here make this shat up!! :lol:

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    Lulu'sMammy;3890292

    You bonked me like?



    True, you were unconcious. But it all counts! :whistling:

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    Carley;3890307

    I have a small one



    Please re-read the header. :thumbsup:

    guv;3890305

    True, you were unconcious. But it all counts! :whistling:


    Wondered where the short and curly came from......in my teeth!!

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    Lulu'sMammy;3890315

    Wondered where the short and curly came from......in my teeth!!



    Wonder no more. PM and pics on the way. :w00t:

    guv;3890330

    Wonder no more. PM and pics on the way. :w00t:


    Don't make me false promises....you've got five minutes!

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    Carley;3890324

    Christ, was i unconcious as well :?



    Possibly, but please dont call me Christ.

    Only my son has that name. :thumbsup:

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    Lulu'sMammy;3890340

    Don't make me false promises....you've got five minutes!



    5 minutes? That would be very premature!:w00t:

    guv;3890355

    Possibly, but please dont call me Christ.Only my son has that name. … Possibly, but please dont call me Christ.Only my son has that name. :thumbsup:


    Ohhhhhhhhhhh Jesus!!!! OOOH AAAAHHH!

    Guv is most certainly, hung like a donkey!! Eye watering moment!

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    Lulu'sMammy;3890721

    Guv is most certainly, hung like a donkey!! Eye watering moment!




    Fail...... This thread is for untruths! :w00t:

    (Not who has the biggest whopper!)
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