The Wife Says

    The Wife Says

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked
    you at 80 miles per hour, sir.

    The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
    your radar gun needs calibrating.

    Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says: Now dont be silly dear,
    you know that this car doesnt have cruise control.

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
    growls, Cant you please keep your mouth shut for once?

    The wife smiles demurely and says, You should be thankful your radar
    detector went off when it did.

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
    unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
    Dammit, woman, cant you keep your mouth shut?

    The officer frowns and says, And I notice that youre not wearing your seat
    belt, sir. Thats an automatic £75 fine.

    The driver says, Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off
    when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back

    The wife says, Now, dear, you know very well that you didnt have your seat
    belt on. You never wear your seat belt when youre driving.

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
    to his wife and barks, WHY DONT YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, Does your husband always talk
    to you this way, Maam?

    (I love this part.... )

    Only when hes
    been drinking.



    PMSL my husband reckons I would do something like that to him,. :whistling: Hes right.:-D



    Oh god from bad to worse, and even more worse. LMDO, keep it up ST.

    pmsl :thumbsup:


    :giggle: love it

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