THE WISDOM OF LIFE LOL

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Found 11th Sep 2008
NEXT LIFE:_ In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for secondary school. You then go onto primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have absolutely no responsibilities, you become a baby until you you are born. And then you spend the next 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and the VOLIA You finsih off as an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!



Follow Carefully.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just **** off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...then things just get worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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quality my me laugh at this time of day thanks

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the badger;2943193

quality my me laugh at this time of day thanks



:giggle:

very good, quite a few made me laugh out loud

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robtallica;2943253

very good, quite a few made me laugh out loud



jolly good rob ;-) hows you this mornin ?

nicki3668;2943259

jolly good rob ;-) hows you this mornin ?



I'm good thx, don't wanna get outta bed lol - grrrr

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robtallica;2943262

I'm good thx, don't wanna get outta bed lol - grrrr




me either lol think i might just shout to the boys from here to get up for school and take a sicky :whistling: LOL

Lmao - quality post Nicki :thumbsup:

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fireheaven;2943281

Lmao - quality post Nicki :thumbsup:



awww thanks fireheaven hunny glad it made you laugh :-D

how are you?

Good thanks and still gigling at number 13...................very true :whistling:

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fireheaven;2943357

Good thanks and still gigling at number 13...................very true … Good thanks and still gigling at number 13...................very true :whistling:



hahahahaha OOOOOHHHH you got to tell what it was then? :w00t:

It???? :? you mean what THEY were lol

might have to PM that to ya :whistling:

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fireheaven;2943409

It???? :? you mean what THEY were lolmight have to PM that to ya … It???? :? you mean what THEY were lolmight have to PM that to ya :whistling:



lol oh my :w00t:

all sorts going through me head here from doggin in the woods to gimp masks lmao

nicki3668;2943492

lol oh my :w00t:all sorts going through me head here from doggin in the … lol oh my :w00t:all sorts going through me head here from doggin in the woods to gimp masks lmao



Sound like a few members usual Monday night to me..
no names FH:thumbsup:

:p:p:p

nicki3668;2943492

lol oh my :w00t:all sorts going through me head here from doggin in the … lol oh my :w00t:all sorts going through me head here from doggin in the woods to gimp masks lmao



:? OMG were you there. Gonna take my boys to school and will pm you about the gimp mask incident when I get back

robtallica;2943513

Sound like a few members usual Monday night to me..no names … Sound like a few members usual Monday night to me..no names FH:thumbsup::p:



Shusshh what happens on Monday nights stays between those involved, you know the rules :x

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robtallica;2943513

Sound like a few members usual Monday night to me..no names FH:thumbsup:




lol your obviously on the 'fold' then hunny lol :w00t: :giggle:

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fireheaven;2943527

:? OMG were you there. Gonna take my boys to school and will pm you … :? OMG were you there. Gonna take my boys to school and will pm you about the gimp mask incident when I get back Shusshh what happens on Monday nights stays between those involved, you know the rules :x



well with a mask on who knows eh :w00t:

lmao anyway you would know it was me ... i would be the one with the halo :-D

repped great thread x

fireheaven;2943527

Shusshh what happens on Monday nights stays between those involved, you … Shusshh what happens on Monday nights stays between those involved, you know the rules :x



Guess I should well know:-D

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ilovepink;2943550

repped great thread x



aww fankoo xx hope your keeping your feet up hunny ? xx

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fireheaven;2943409

It???? :? you mean what THEY were lolmight have to PM that to ya … It???? :? you mean what THEY were lolmight have to PM that to ya :whistling:



Like we can do that, box is full love.

Great post nikki, welcome to HUKD btw

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Foosball Chum;2943650

Like we can do that, box is full love.Great post nikki, welcome to HUKD … Like we can do that, box is full love.Great post nikki, welcome to HUKD btw



my box aint full :oops: lol

and thank you for the welcome darlin :-D:-D

robtallica;2943558

Guess I should well know:-D



Yes you should
Foosball Chum;2943650

Like we can do that, box is full love.Great post nikki, welcome to HUKD … Like we can do that, box is full love.Great post nikki, welcome to HUKD btw




Empty now and PM sent to you Nicki :thumbsup:

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fireheaven;2943899

Yes you should :pEmpty now and PM sent to you Nicki :thumbsup:




jeeze woman i had tears i was laffin so much LMAO :giggle:

thats shocking!!!!! :w00t::thumbsup:

nicki3668;2943917

jeeze woman i had tears i was laffin so much LMAO :giggle:thats … jeeze woman i had tears i was laffin so much LMAO :giggle:thats shocking!!!!! :w00t::thumbsup:




:oops:

theres more like that :w00t:

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fireheaven;2944013

:oops:theres more like that :w00t:



lol well gimme a chance to change me tenner lady pmsl

Get yourself stocked up :thumbsup:

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fireheaven;2945416

Get yourself stocked up :thumbsup:



got ten packs im prepared lol :?
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