The worst place that you've woken up

tell me your tales of misadventure :-)

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next to the wife :-( lol

The sofa (_;)

The sofa isn't too bad. It's the silent treatment afterwards X)

Original Poster

i love the peace & quiet of getting the silent treatment

DestinyCalls815

The sofa (_;)The sofa isn't too bad. It's the silent treatment afterwards … The sofa (_;)The sofa isn't too bad. It's the silent treatment afterwards X)


On an Operating Table!!
All I can remember is trying to sit up because I wanted to be sick and a nurse saying "Its nearly over Rachel, stay still" I think they must have put me back under then.

not really the worst but the most amusing, November 2000, Game Bolton It was the launch of the Playstation 2, as such the store was having a midnight opening..

We decided as a team of colleges to go out for a few drinks and return at midnight, BAD IDEA!

I had a few too many and return feeling a bit light headed and very hungry, the manager asked me to order some pizza for the staff from petty cash, he imagined one or two pizzas, but I took it upon myself to order each and every member of staff a large 14" Pizza with many different toppings, the alcohol started to work a bit harder by time the Pizzas arrived and i Paid for a £50.00 bill from petty cash. (manager not too happy)..

anyhow I remember retreating to the basement with my Pizza where it was dark and quiet, only to be woken up at about 3AM rolling around in PLAYSTATION 2 Boxes and a 14" pizza all over me.

I think i might of been sent to the basement as my slurring and eagerness to pass out pizza to customers might of been upsetting them a bit lol.
Edited by: "haritori" 11th Sep 2016

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earth

Original Poster

stingeyal

earth



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On a hospital trolley with stomach pump ongoing.

haritori

...We decided as a team of colleges...I think i might of been sent to the … ...We decided as a team of colleges...I think i might of been sent to the basement as my slurring and eagerness to pass out pizza to customers might of been upsetting them a bit lol.



It's all academic now.

manchester

Banned

In the boot of my car. oO

Original Poster

we definitely need to hear more about this, sounds like a kidnapping

cchopps

In the boot of my car. oO

Banned

DarkEnergy2012

we definitely need to hear more about this, sounds like a kidnapping




Nothing quite a dramatic as that. Going back many years after a poorly planned night out I had no funds, nor the inclination to take a 40 mile taxi ride home after a crazy night out on the town. Rather than crash out slumped in the back of the car for some strange reason I decided to sleep it off in the boot of my car.

It sounds a lot worse than it was as it was a Ford Escort hatchback. A better tale to tell than the one the would have been the ridiculous and irresponsible attempt to drive home.

When I was 15, I used to skateboard around London to the late hours of the night.

Having a girlfriend at the time who lived across London. I would usually wake up early go for a morning skate, meet her, do the sites around London and head home anytime from 8pm till 11pm.

One weekend I did an all nighter before meeting the gf. So after dropping her off, I was struggling to stay awake.
I just remember getting on a train from Waterloo, and the next thing I know I'm standing on a platform in Belvedere at 12.30pm. Very disorientated, and no idea where I was. Not knowing Belvedere well enough.

Found a bus that goes near mine and crashed on that and woken up again by the local hospital at the bus stand/station.

fanpages

It's all academic now.




OK ill HAVE to remember that

brilly

manchester



with deek's wife?

In some bushes.....

Last day at work before Xmas, downed most of a half bottle of Bells and then went down to the bar and had a few more drinks (don't ask m what because I can't remember that bit). Had too much and decided to go home. somehow managed to stagger approx 1/2 mile to the bus and got on said bus (yes it was the last bus but the correct bus). Probably only got 1 mile into the route home and the bouncy bus journey had turned my stomach... so not thinking right I got off the bus (not going to add the reason why as most will know).
Saw some bushes so leaned towards them then after decided I needed to sit down but fell down...

Possibly 4 or 5 hours later and it's now dark, cold and very little traffic I woke up - sobered up quite a bit during the 3 mile walk home.

The Madison Hotel in Belfast. An overpriced dump.

philphil61

In some bushes.....Last day at work before Xmas, downed most of a half … In some bushes.....Last day at work before Xmas, downed most of a half bottle of Bells and then went down to the bar and had a few more drinks (don't ask m what because I can't remember that bit). Had too much and decided to go home. somehow managed to stagger approx 1/2 mile to the bus and got on said bus (yes it was the last bus but the correct bus). Probably only got 1 mile into the route home and the bouncy bus journey had turned my stomach... so not thinking right I got off the bus (not going to add the reason why as most will know).Saw some bushes so leaned towards them then after decided I needed to sit down but fell down...Possibly 4 or 5 hours later and it's now dark, cold and very little traffic I woke up - sobered up quite a bit during the 3 mile walk home.


Who was with you in the bushes ??? X)

stuarthanley

The Madison Hotel in Belfast. An overpriced dump.


So is the one in Newcastle (_;)

A Bus stop. The bottom of my staircase, legs out of the open front door. A disabled toilet in a Scunthorpe branch Tesco. Too many front gardens to count. Strangers bedrooms. Police station cells. The roof of a primary school...

I don't drink anymore. Coming onto one year sober.

summerof76

Who was with you in the bushes ??? X)


Now come on girl.... Did I say I was with anyone?

No

Is there a hint of jealousy in your question? X) X) X) X) X) X) X)

brilly

manchester



​lol....I do everyday

Original Poster

there can't be much left to do on your bucket list after all of that

Krooner

A Bus stop. The bottom of my staircase, legs out of the open front door. … A Bus stop. The bottom of my staircase, legs out of the open front door. A disabled toilet in a Scunthorpe branch Tesco. Too many front gardens to count. Strangers bedrooms. Police station cells. The roof of a primary school...I don't drink anymore. Coming onto one year sober.


philphil61

Now come on girl.... Did I say I was with anyone? No Is there a hint … Now come on girl.... Did I say I was with anyone? No Is there a hint of jealousy in your question? X)X)X)X):pX)X)X)


STRICKIBHOY

next to the wife :-( lol


Sorry about that

summerof76

I don't like mornings X)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zP8P2xCo_E



Think Frank Turner sums it up best.

GAVINLEWISHUKD

Think Frank Turner sums it up best.


X)

DarkEnergy2012

there can't be much left to do on your bucket list after all of that



There's plenty, and this time I'll be clear-headed enough to enjoy it!

The night in Scunthorpe I mention above actually ended with me walking the streets until sun up with two heroin addicted prostitutes! The security guard woke me up at about 3 am and I walked back to the city centre. No phone, no real Idea where I was or what I was doing. They were very friendly and helped me find my way back to 'Time' which was the club I'd been ejected from!

Lord I've lived a sheltered life . I can't think of any . I do remember a friend of ours waking up after a particularly heavy night and in that haze between sleeping and waking being unable to work out what all the flashing lights were . He had crashed out on a friend's sofa with his head in the Christmas tree

In the bath, fully clothed no water but the dog kept me company X)

Someone else's tent at a festival it looked exactly like mine even the sleeping bag and air bed

I also tried to get in another tent a different year same festival and a couple was in it just looked at me shocked and said wrong tent. Thinking about it now it's probably best my raving days are over
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