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    There arent big enough letters on my keyboard to type WTF?

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

    She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

    In fact, she wasnt too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if Id ever had a Sportsmans Double.

    Whats that? I asked

    Its a mother and daughter threesome, she said.

    I said, No - excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

    I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: Mum, you still awake?

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    lmfao

    I Loled

    OOOH MY FACE LOOKS LIKE IM SUCKING A LEMON AAAGGGHHH:w00t:

    So, it was your lucky night - all that experience. Once in a life-time.

    What's so funny about that? We've all done it.

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    raptorcigs;1916063

    OOOH MY FACE LOOKS LIKE IM SUCKING A LEMON AAAGGGHHH:w00t:



    not everyone goes for looks mate, give it some time:p

    Lol.....

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    dcx_badass;1916080

    Old but still funny.



    Old it only happened to me last week :w00t:

    haha funny

    lol!!!

    That'll teach him!!!
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