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    There I was, minding my own business in La Senza

    buying some peep hole panties, when suddenly I realised...

    there was this man stading there, lookin a bit of a dog, unshaven for 5 days,wearing scruffy tracksuit trousers and a crumpled t shirt .

    So I gave him a heavy stare and rushed off into the changing room with all the other half naked women.....

    Anyone else seen any perverts lately??

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    it was me muuhhhhaaaaaa

    ooh i was only joking

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;6274569

    it was me muuhhhhaaaaaa



    :giggle:

    Now we get to find out how many male HUKDers spend their saturday afternoons hangin out in womens underwear stores :w00t:

    made me LOL

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;6274579

    ooh i was only joking



    pah some people can't take a joke ;-)

    ive only one thing to say------peek a boo

    Unshaved for 5 days? you must have known him to say that, sure it wasnt Mr CoM? :whistling:

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    raptorcigs;6274596

    ive only one thing to say------peek a boo



    lol!! ;-)

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    harlzter;6274601

    Unshaved for 5 days? you must have known him to say that, sure it wasnt … Unshaved for 5 days? you must have known him to say that, sure it wasnt Mr CoM? :whistling:



    lol, One of those lil " pretend you dont know me so I can pick you up buying underwear" moments???

    dont know WHO you could be referring to:whistling: you shudda got him with the mace spray!

    ive got naughty thaughts in my mind now:(

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    barky;6274624

    dont know WHO you could be referring to:whistling: you shudda got him … dont know WHO you could be referring to:whistling: you shudda got him with the mace spray!



    Hey you. You lookin a bit of a dawg too :giggle:

    Haven't see n any perverts but i am glad you didn't notice my hidden webcams :whistling:

    sorry couldnt have been me...i was hanging around in bravissimo...they start from D cup in there not A cup :thumbsup:

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    raptorcigs;6274628

    ive got naughty thaughts in my mind now:(



    Rappy needs piccys girls lol

    Rappy you have to rest :x

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    Staroffurby;6274636

    Haven't see n any perverts but i am glad you didn't notice my hidden … Haven't see n any perverts but i am glad you didn't notice my hidden webcams :whistling:



    Notice them? I was playin to em :w00t:;-)

    Women!-first they want attention,then you put on your best raincoat and stalk them into underwear shops and all of a sudden they arent interested-soo fickle!

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    awoodhall2003;6274638

    sorry couldnt have been me...i was hanging around in bravissimo...they … sorry couldnt have been me...i was hanging around in bravissimo...they start from D cup in there not A cup :thumbsup:



    Actually La Senza go from A to "oh my god you're KIDDIN me" cup size ;-):p

    ClarityofMind;6274643

    Notice them? I was playin to em :w00t:;-)



    That was you with the large tub of swarfega? :w00t:

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    barky;6274647

    Women!-first they want attention,then you put on your best raincoat and … Women!-first they want attention,then you put on your best raincoat and stalk them into underwear shops and all of a sudden they arent interested-soo fickle!



    Hey thats not fair........

    I never stop wanting the attention :giggle:

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    Staroffurby;6274657

    That was you with the large tub of swarfega? :w00t:



    what on EARTH is Swarfega?

    Is it like a contraceptive?? lol

    ClarityofMind;6274668

    what on EARTH is Swarfega?Is it like a contraceptive?? lol



    No its a neon green gel for cleaning hands

    http://motorcycleworldl-spa.co.uk/images/uploads/SFO1_Swarfega.jpg

    or were you the one with the goat? :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6274656

    Actually La Senza go from A to "oh my god you're KIDDIN me" cup size ;-):p


    Yeah but they start from A cup...i prefer bravissimo as the smallest girls to perv at in there are at least a D cup ;-)

    And trust me La Senza dont go that big...and theyre very limited to the styles they do in bigger sizes...thus why my girlfriend has stopped even going into there recently, and not easy finding nice and large bras sometimes believe me!

    ClarityofMind;6274668

    what on EARTH is Swarfega?Is it like a contraceptive?? lol



    lol it's foul smelling stuff ...no one would go near you

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    Staroffurby;6274674

    No its a neon green gel for cleaning handsor were you the one with the … No its a neon green gel for cleaning handsor were you the one with the goat? :w00t:



    I've never had my hands THAT dirty!!

    I was the one wearing thigh high leather boots, CK1 and nothing else?

    I'm sure I saw you there.......... ;-)

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    queenlush;6274682

    lol it's foul smelling stuff ...no one would go near you



    cept for you baby, I can cover your nose if you'll open your mouth :-D

    what are peep hole panties?

    Original Poster

    awoodhall2003;6274678

    Yeah but they start from A cup...i prefer bravissimo as the smallest … Yeah but they start from A cup...i prefer bravissimo as the smallest girls to perv at in there are at least a D cup ;-)And trust me La Senza dont go that big...and theyre very limited to the styles they do in bigger sizes...thus why my girlfriend has stopped even going into there recently, and not easy finding nice and large bras sometimes believe me!



    You know WAY too much about womens underwear dude :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6274692

    cept for you baby, I can cover your nose if you'll open your mouth :-D



    :w00t: anytime sweetie....God i feel delicate today hun

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    jasonrat;6274696

    what are peep hole panties?



    well... you see...

    its for when you need....

    some extra air?

    awoodhall2003;6274678

    Yeah but they start from A cup...i prefer bravissimo as the smallest … Yeah but they start from A cup...i prefer bravissimo as the smallest girls to perv at in there are at least a D cup ;-)And trust me La Senza dont go that big...and theyre very limited to the styles they do in bigger sizes...thus why my girlfriend has stopped even going into there recently, and not easy finding nice and large bras sometimes believe me!



    has she tried 2 hammocks tied together?

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    barky;6274703

    has she tried 2 hammocks tied together?



    she did but then decided she missed him snoring at night so she gave up the hammocks and they're back to sharing the bed.... ;-)

    jasonrat;6274696

    what are peep hole panties?



    self explanatory-you can peep at the hole without removing them:whistling:

    ClarityofMind;6274690

    I've never had my hands THAT dirty!!I was the one wearing thigh high … I've never had my hands THAT dirty!!I was the one wearing thigh high leather boots, CK1 and nothing else? I'm sure I saw you there.......... ;-)



    I recall the boots but not much else. I was the one getting thrown out as my trousers fell around my ankles just at the same time as i accidentaly fell into the changing room :oops:

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    queenlush;6274701

    :w00t: anytime sweetie....God i feel delicate today hun



    awww baby, whats wrong? x x x

    :friends:

    so are they the same as crotchless knickers?

    Original Poster

    Staroffurby;6274718

    I recall the boots but not much else. I was the one getting thrown out as … I recall the boots but not much else. I was the one getting thrown out as my trousers fell around my ankles just at the same time as i accidentaly fell into the changing room :oops:



    Reckon all the staff at La Senza are primed and warned now...

    "Expect HUKDers in store" :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6274698

    You know WAY too much about womens underwear dude :w00t:


    way too much? not really...although i think i could probably measure up a females bra size (ive got warm hands too;-)). Well we met when we were 16, i was nearly 17 actually, and she was already a D cup then...and they seem to have finally stopped growing last year! (G cup!)
    barky;6274703

    has she tried 2 hammocks tied together?


    As below...
    ClarityofMind;6274715

    she did but then decided she missed him snoring at night so she gave up … she did but then decided she missed him snoring at night so she gave up the hammocks and they're back to sharing the bed.... ;-)


    Actually she is the snorer not me! :-D

    ClarityofMind;6274722

    awww baby, whats wrong? x x x:friends:



    Over indulgance and too much dancing at the wedding. :-D i found myself a very lively dance partner

    Original Poster

    jasonrat;6274723

    so are they the same as crotchless knickers?



    yessum dearie, same difference xx :roll:
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