These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super
    to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be
    a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45
    Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed!
    Got married last month. Wife knows everything.


    My favorite is the 1st one - the yorkshire terrier!! :-D


    Haven't laughed like that in a while!! They are well funny!

    Love It !!!!

    Nice one. Breaks up a boring morning at work. Cheers:thumbsup:


    nice lol 1st ones great
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