These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

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Found 5th Jun 2008
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able
to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be
a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45
volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed!
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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My favorite is the 1st one - the yorkshire terrier!! :-D

Brilliant...

Haven't laughed like that in a while!! They are well funny!

Love It !!!!

Nice one. Breaks up a boring morning at work. Cheers:thumbsup:

Excellent!

nice lol 1st ones great
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