These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.

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Found 12th Aug 2008
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.



INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.



RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.



SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off..










TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.










TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.










YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.







and MY Personal Favorite!!










WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines!

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Brilliant as usual Skusey!

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off..


Yuck.
:thumbsup::-D
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