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    They walk among us!

    Funny email I got at work......

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
    he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
    home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there
    without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
    people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so
    he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale 50.' The next day someone
    stole it.
    Caution... They Walk Among Us!

    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
    shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
    said...'where???'
    They Walk among us!!

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
    was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
    morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother
    explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
    her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff.'
    They Walk Among Us!!

    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
    she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible,
    but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.
    They Walk Among Us!!!!

    I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram
    sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to
    make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the
    half-kgr.
    They walk among us!

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
    seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot...
    They Walk Among Us!!!!!

    My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
    out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose
    and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
    turned...
    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived
    yet?'...
    They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

    While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
    go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
    into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
    'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
    pieces.
    Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

    Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!!!!

    12 Comments

    Thanks

    Good laugh :thumbsup:

    Agent_Silver;1744265

    Thanks



    chesso;1744297

    Good laugh :thumbsup:



    Hello you two. Have you just started your lunch breaks??!!! :-D

    shibi din;1744339

    Hello you two. Have you just started your lunch breaks??!!! :-D



    Had mine, and everyone else is now out;-)

    Agent_Silver;1744360

    Had mine, and everyone else is now out;-)



    Ahah - busy day at the office, then? ;-) :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    v2drinkers;1744345

    Always best to check the things you cut and paste first - maybe you … Always best to check the things you cut and paste first - maybe you should have altered the sister bit to a friend or are you one of those that walk amongst us?




    I must be. I was just trying to put the info in quickly and did not 'proof read' it.

    :-D

    shibi din;1744339

    Hello you two. Have you just started your lunch breaks??!!! :-D


    Hiya. No, finished for the day, in fact for the Easter holidays woohooo!!

    chesso;1744456

    Hiya. No, finished for the day, in fact for the Easter holidays woohooo!!




    Am I right in remembering you are a teacher? Do you work in a private school? Our school has the Easter Bank Holiday, then it's back to school for two weeks and then (4 April) our school hols start.

    shibi din;1744483

    Am I right in remembering you are a teacher? Do you work in a private … Am I right in remembering you are a teacher? Do you work in a private school? Our school has the Easter Bank Holiday, then it's back to school for two weeks and then (4 April) our school hols start.



    No, it's an ordinary state sec. school.
    We like to think we're unique down this way. :whistling:
    I think most counties are taking hols the same as 'you', means we get fewer 'visitors' but a much, much longer half term after Easter!!

    chesso;1745654

    . We like to think we're unique down this way. :whistling:



    Why, but you're a lady - of course you are unique!! Not many of those knocking around. :roll:

    Foxy Lady......d'oh couldn't help it

    hehe 8-)
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