Found 3rd Aug 2008
Seeing the threads on what men can't do, i thought we should say what we can.

1. BBQ
2. DIY
3. Post on here.
4....

Please continue men out their =]

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ctuk;2666323

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Here Here.
Cut straight to the point in a convosation.

Make a point of not speaking nonsense. Tell it how it is lads!

Not "multitask" - do one job ant one time CORRECTLY!

Oh, and pee standing up, regardless of aim!!!!

explain the offside rule correctly.

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mbgringo;2666357

Oh, and pee standing up, regardless of aim!!!!



emasu;2666358

explain the offside rule correctly.



Correct :-D

play computer games (well)

Put flat pack furniture together

Donate Sperm! now thats a banker!!!!!

14. Evict unwelcome spiders!

get ready to go out in less than a minute

REDRANGER86;2666385

get ready to go out in less than a minute



Amen brother! :thumbsup:

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RedIron;2666366

Put flat pack furniture together



Not without swearing:whistling:

Woman lay it out, read instructions and do it properly.

Men just give it a quick once over, get straight to it, pay no attention to instructions, force things in where they shouldn't be.........................................need I go on:whistling:

15. Nothing

Play darts with darts in one hand and beer glass in the other

emasu;2666358

explain the offside rule correctly.



Do you mean the offside law?:whistling:

Prissymiss;2666389

Woman lay it out, read instructions and do it properly.



We're still talking about flat pack furniture here?

Banned

Take the rubbish out
Fart and burp, and be proud of it
Have kids ride on their shoulders
Mend stuff

Prissymiss;2666389

Men just give it a quick once over, get straight to it, pay no attention … Men just give it a quick once over, get straight to it, pay no attention to instructions, force things in where they shouldn't be.........................................need I go on:whistling:



You've just pointed out the blueprint for marital sex too . . . . . .

Orgasm

17. Men are better because they can penetrate and be penetrated.

Is it me or has this thread just gone R18?

RedIron;2666366

Put flat pack furniture together



I totally disagree, my ex couldn't do this, my father can't do this. It all comes down to me to put things together!

something men can do well...." get things wrong!"

Banned

The JFK;2666416

17. Men are better because they can penetrate and be penetrated.



:w00t:

You can have that one:thumbsup:

The JFK;2666416

17. Men are better because they can penetrate and be penetrated.

:w00t:

I think I just stopped liking this thread...

Smoke a cigar and look cool

I'll give this thread 5 minutes lol.

The JFK;2666416

17. Men are better because they can penetrate and be penetrated.



I hope you mean emotianally . . . . . . . . :oops:

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emasu;2666440

I'll give this thread 5 minutes lol.



Generous

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Prissymiss;2666427

:w00t:You can have that one:thumbsup:



Just cos the thought put a smile on your face ;-)

The JFK;2666416

17. Men are better because they can penetrate and be penetrated.



Naturally yes. But women can use "add ons."

Things that men can do!
um ummmmmmmm .. there must be something, oh yes they can put the toilet seat back down where it jolly well belongs when they've finished !... so why dont they ?

mbgringo;2666445

I hope you mean emotianally . . . . . . . . :oops:



LMFAO - very clever, I trust you meant that:w00t:

snowtiger;2666453

Things that men can do!um ummmmmmmm .. there must be something, oh yes … Things that men can do!um ummmmmmmm .. there must be something, oh yes they can put the toilet seat back down where it jolly well belongs when they've finished !... so why dont they ?



Means extra movement. Enough effort expended lifting the blighter up! :thumbsup:

robtallica;2666457

LMFAO - very clever, I trust you meant that:w00t:



Of course :thumbsup: (spelling correction, emotionally - blame the pinot grigot!)

Banned

shauneco;2666438

Smoke a cigar and look cool



Women can do that and look suggestive though:whistling:

Prissymiss;2666470

Women can do that and look suggestive though:whistling:


a certain miss Lewinsky certainly can ;-)
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