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    Things that my missus does that annoy me...

    Banned
    - Clogging the shower with her hair and leaving it
    - Letting one rip as she sits down for a number 1
    - Saying "we'll do it later" then later saying "I'm tired"
    - Slamming my car's doors

    Please add yours....women need not reply, couldn't care what us men do to annoy you.

    31 Comments

    Banned

    married life going well then

    - go out with bell ends
    - moan when their guy wants to go out
    - moan when guys check out the hotties (eh hello they are men)

    Original Poster Banned

    sassie

    married life going well then



    yeah she's doing all that stuff she never used to

    bless the sanctity of marriage lol. maybe discuss with each your various problems communication is the key.

    if my hubby was here he would be agreeing with you! oO

    Banned

    lumoruk

    yeah she's doing all that stuff she never used to



    get rid and get a mail order

    wulshaz

    if my hubby was here he would be agreeing with you! oO



    is he dead?

    I'd say those 4 things are good grounds for a divorce :-)

    Had an ex who used to use my £20 a bottle shaving gel on her legs...........i bought her a £2 bottle of palmolive and told her to do 1.

    My OH has a habit of opening food & leaving empty packets in the cupboard or refrigerator really bugs me!

    http://djnaff.com/pics/4f885a437f00b15c0b691b3d3f357fc9.jpg

    Need to replace her with this

    The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a bath and he walks in with a newspaper and sits on the toilet oO Thats truly disgusting - he wont budge as its always "urgent" so I need to get out of the bath

    bossyboots

    The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a … The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a bath and he walks in with a newspaper and sits on the toilet oO Thats truly disgusting - he wont budge as its always "urgent" so I need to get out of the bath



    loool like the WKD advert haha

    Banned

    bossyboots

    The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a … The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a bath and he walks in with a newspaper and sits on the toilet oO Thats truly disgusting - he wont budge as its always "urgent" so I need to get out of the bath



    my son does this, bleedin minger

    bossyboots

    The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a … The one and only thing that bothers me with my OH is when I am having a bath and he walks in with a newspaper and sits on the toilet oO Thats truly disgusting - he wont budge as its always "urgent" so I need to get out of the bath



    lol, just for you bossy clicky

    i was brushing my teeth today when hubby came bursting in for this! urgh i did make him wait though cause i knew the outcome!!! oO

    numptyj

    loool like the WKD advert haha



    haha! yeah!! To make matters worse he will shout "thats me done now" as if am gonna go back into my lovely bubble bath with the bathroom totally honking of ****
    Edited by: "bossyboots" 10th Aug 2010

    richp

    lol, just for you bossy clicky



    X) how on earth did you get footage of me in the bath !!!!!!! He is out walking the dog just now and when he gets back in am gonna say that the whole of the internet world knows all about him and his dirty **** habits

    may i suggest a lock on the door up high in case of busy little hands :o)

    mrcareful

    may i suggest a lock on the door up high in case of busy little hands :o)



    We dont have a lock on the bathroom door!!!!!!! My son locked himself in the toilet when he was about 4 telling me he was leaving home and a spaceman was collecting him soon. He was in for ages. Once he was let down by this spaceman and came out - the lock came off (as this had happened a couple of times you see!) so we now have a handmade sign bought from the net - one sides shows a man with her trousers up ie. vacant, the other side shows a man with his trousers down i.e engaged X)

    Banned

    sassie

    my son does this, bleedin minger


    My children do this even though we have another toilet downstairs - they say they do it because they like to talk to me while they are pooing! They get all their toileting habits from their Father!

    Banned

    lula060606

    My children do this even though we have another toilet downstairs - they … My children do this even though we have another toilet downstairs - they say they do it because they like to talk to me while they are pooing! They get all their toileting habits from their Father!




    i used to have a seperate bathroom and loo, knocked them into one, mad move

    - Clogging the shower with her hair and leaving it
    - Saying "we'll do it later" then later saying "I'm tired"
    - Slamming my car's doors

    OH agrees that i do these

    haha lumor, funny OP!!

    -Always fall asleep when you plan on watching tv or a film together, that annoys me! STAY AWAKE!!!

    Surprised no one has mentioned snoring, I can't stand it

    My OH and i are perfect,we have no bad habits.

    my fella sticks his bum over my side of the bed so i have no room for mine! and then goes on to trump really badly and they really do stink

    donna-lou

    my fella sticks his bum over my side of the bed so i have no room for … my fella sticks his bum over my side of the bed so i have no room for mine! and then goes on to trump really badly and they really do stink



    God,i'm surprised you're still together,keep him away from green veg, onions and beans lol

    women dont keep quiet when asked nicely

    how do you ask a women to shut up (in an effective way) ?

    deb8z

    God,i'm surprised you're still together,keep him away from green veg, … God,i'm surprised you're still together,keep him away from green veg, onions and beans lol



    haha weve only been together 7 months! i dont think its veg thats the problem, i think its the amount of chilli he eats
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