Groups

    Think before you speak-Joke

    WIFE: What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
    HUSBAND: Definitely not!
    WIFE: Why not - dont you like being married?
    HUSBAND: Of course I do.
    WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
    HUSBAND: Okay, Id get married again.
    WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    WIFE: Would you live in our house?
    HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house.
    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
    WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
    HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
    WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
    HUSBAND: No, shes left-handed.
    WIFE: - - -silence - -
    HUSBAND: S**t.

    2 Comments

    nice one!

    LOL!

    Ta
    Post a comment
    Avatar
    @
      Text
      Top Discussions
      1. Win a Davosa Ternos Submariner Wristwatch worth £64578
      2. Win 1 of 3 x £1000 Selfridges vouchers with Virgin Trains1211
      3. Win a luxury eight-night break for two in Malaysia with Ushvani Spa and Tra…55
      4. Win a safari adventure & claim a free Chicago Town pizza coupon44

      See more discussions