Think before you speak-Joke

    WIFE: What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
    HUSBAND: Definitely not!
    WIFE: Why not - dont you like being married?
    HUSBAND: Of course I do.
    WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
    HUSBAND: Okay, Id get married again.
    WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    WIFE: Would you live in our house?
    HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house.
    WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
    WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
    HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
    WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
    HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
    HUSBAND: No, shes left-handed.
    WIFE: - - -silence - -
    HUSBAND: S**t.


    nice one!


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