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    This is funny

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,

    here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On Woolworth 's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)
    "Do not turn upside down."

    (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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    On Pick n' Pay's peanuts

    "Warning: contains nuts."



    (talk about a news flash)

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    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."


    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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    On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding

    "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

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    On a Clicks hair dryer



    Do not use while sleeping.

    (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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    On a bag of Simba Chips --

    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!
    Details inside.

    (the shoplifter special?)

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    On a bar of Dove soap -

    "Directions: Use like regular soap."

    (and that would be???....)

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    On some Checkers frozen dinners -

    "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

    (please note that it's just a suggestion.)

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    On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -



    "Don't iron clothes on body."

    (but wouldn't this save me time?)

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    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (..I'm taking this because???....)

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    On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:
    "For indoor or outdoor use only."

    (As opposed to what?)

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    On a Japanese food processor:
    "Not to be used for the other use."

    (Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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    Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -
    [1] Open packet;
    [2] Eat nuts.
    (Step 3: say what?)

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    On a child's Superman costume:
    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

    (Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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    On a German chainsaw
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

    3 Comments

    LMAO....

    At my work there used to be a electricity box on the wall and it said,
    Caution do not open box at risk of electrocution,
    the sign underneath it said, instructions are found on the inside of box

    Will I open it and risk getting electrocuted for the instructions?? lol

    PMSL i like those..... i like ^^^^^ too

    made me laugh :thumbsup:

    These are really old, but still funny.

    Another couple I seem to remember from some African packaging was:

    On the bottom of a bottle of coke - "Open other end"!!
    On a tin of SMA baby food (the one with pictures of babies on the tin) - "Does not contain real babies"!!
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