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    This just isnt right!!!!!!

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    The things people say on signs!!!!


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    [COLOR="Red"]Toilet Humour[/COLOR]
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    [COLOR="red"]In a Laundromat:[/COLOR]
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    [COLOR="red"]In a London department store:[/COLOR]
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    [COLOR="red"]In an office:[/COLOR]
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    [COLOR="red"]In an office:[/COLOR]
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    [COLOR="red"]Outside a second-hand shop: [/COLOR]
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    [COLOR="red"]Notice in health food shop window:[/COLOR]
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    [COLOR="red"]Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)[/COLOR]
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    [COLOR="red"]Seen during a conference:[/COLOR]
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

    [COLOR="red"]Notice in a farmer's field:[/COLOR]
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

    [COLOR="red"]Message on a leaflet:[/COLOR]
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    [COLOR="red"]On a repair shop door:[/COLOR]
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    they made me chuckle!

    absolutely brill

    made me lol very good

    Haha, they are brilliant!

    Thanks for posting.

    Had a good laugh:santa: Repped

    lmaooo >.

    Advert In Local Paper

    Hard Of Hearing Or Sight Problems...Do You Qualify For Free Help & Advice ....

    TEL:- 0800 000 *** & We Will See If We Can Help You.

    lol

    On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE … On a repair shop door:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    on cemetary car park, this park is for clients only.... surely they dont need it??? or am i missing something...

    brilliant

    haha, i did chuckle, i love stuff like this
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