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    A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"

    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Hank and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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    Lmao!!!

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    Banana79;2413282

    Lmao!!!



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