Found 17th Apr 2008
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied,
"You guys are so stupid.



















I'm wearing a condom."

11 Comments

I like the irish one very funny
have some rep

not bad I suppose

Ummmm I am a little confused!! Anybody??

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KELLY 'N' STEVE;1915327

Ummmm I am a little confused!! Anybody??



Why???
Did you scroll to the bottom?

why the Irish, I don't get it ?

Yeah i did but i dont get it!!

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KELLY 'N' STEVE;1915426

Yeah i did but i dont get it!!



when you have intercourse it is best to wear a condom to protect you from STDs... this guy was being INJECTED with a virus that slowly kills you but he thought he was protected cause he had a condom on.....

Supposdly cant catch aids through a condom...the irish man thought he was safe coz he had one on

I thought that in the first place but the more i thought about it the more i thought i had it wrong!!
Thank you for clearing it up for me!!
Normally i am rubbish at getting jokes, thought i had got better until this one!!

you joker

KELLY 'N' STEVE;1915518

I thought that in the first place but the more i thought about it the … I thought that in the first place but the more i thought about it the more i thought i had it wrong!!Thank you for clearing it up for me!!Normally i am rubbish at getting jokes, thought i had got better until this one!!



Awww........bless!
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