Tickle Me Elmo Toys

    There is a factory in Northern
    Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs
    when you tickle it under the arms.

    Well, Lena was hired on at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
    reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

    The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
    backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factoryfloor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

    At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

    She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of
    fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager burst into

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together
    and approached Lena "I'm sorry," he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.




    Thats brilliant!!!

    lmao thats a good one thanks for the laff

    Post a comment
      Top Discussions
      1. 'Hard' Brexit offers '£135bn annual boost' to economy - BBC News77
      2. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7764386
      3. How dangerous is Donald trump?33197
      4. Rest In Peace Jerry Lewis.66

      See more discussions