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    gosh it looks like they've been robbed lol

    omg imagine an agency using those pics! !

    lol and they think they will sell it looking like that

    At least you know what to expect before you get there. Not sure if it will help sell it.

    carol123;4887254

    omg imagine an agency using those pics! !



    maybe that was AFTER they got them to tidy up lol

    Whats that on the floor next to the Washing Machine ?

    Maybe its a repossession

    zermattbusby;4887310

    Whats that on the floor next to the Washing Machine ?



    quite possibly a rat!

    zermattbusby;4887310

    Whats that on the floor next to the Washing Machine ?



    ectoplasm.. it must be the site of poltergeist activity...

    really, the family who live there are clean freaks... honest!

    Supermod

    ...I love the description of "Needs refurbishment"...NO...it needs tidying!! Pigs.

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    starsparkle2311;4887289

    Hi DLM, Happy Easter:)



    Happy easter to you too x x

    Is this serious? How can anyone expect to sell a house like that!!

    They are moving out in a hurry by the looks of things,who knows why!

    Look at all the milk bottles out in the kictchen.

    There must be a background to this. Family breakdown or reprosession or something. Maybe a divorce settlement and the person still living there wants to punish another by lowering the price they will achieve

    Eeww one of the milk bottles on the microwave looks like it has sour milk in it!

    I bet it's being sold as part of a divorce and the person living there doesn't want it to sell. Or maybe I'm just bored and thinking about it too much.....who knows.

    Oooooohh, or maybe it's a landlord selling the house and the tenants don't want it to sell. or maybe they're just untidy beggars. It doesn't seem to be filthy, just really messy. I wouldn't buy it anyway,

    WoolyM;4887557

    There must be a background to this. Family breakdown or reprosession or … There must be a background to this. Family breakdown or reprosession or something. Maybe a divorce settlement and the person still living there wants to punish another by lowering the price they will achieve



    yes, something.. its not a happy house, looks kinda straggle-tailed.

    Hmmm, there's definitely a bloke living there, cos there's a bottle of Lynx shower gel on the fridge. Why would you have shower gel on the fridge?

    A milkman maybe? Lots of milk bottles AND a milk crate.

    Maybe I should go back to playing the sims lol

    tessb;4887591

    Hmmm, there's definitely a bloke living there, cos there's a bottle of … Hmmm, there's definitely a bloke living there, cos there's a bottle of Lynx shower gel on the fridge. Why would you have shower gel on the fridge?



    she makes him freshen up in the sink lol

    deb8z;4887650

    [email protected] & COM



    they are both making me laugh.......maybe they should arrange a viewing?

    bitseylango;4887669

    they are both making me laugh.......maybe they should arrange a viewing? … they are both making me laugh.......maybe they should arrange a viewing?



    Both together?omg could ya imagine,would be funny though:thumbsup:

    Welcome to this much desired property....

    Previously owned by a milkman and his 16yr old gum-chewing girlfriend and her raucous partying friends, they left in rather a hurry when her father arrived at the door one day with a large shotgun and an equally humongous rat.

    The boyfriend was busily showering in the sink at the time, while the girl was filling a suitcase on her bed with a splendiferous quantity of tobacco and other smokable substances.

    The house is now tenanted by the father who patiently awaits for the return of said daughter who is now rumoured to be 8 months pregnant and living at her majesty's pleasure while the boyfriend collects any bottles of milk he can find and waits for the day he will finally see his new babe.

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    ClarityofMind;4887806

    Welcome to this much desired property.... Previously owned by a milkman … Welcome to this much desired property.... Previously owned by a milkman and his 16yr old gum-chewing girlfriend and her raucous partying friends, they left in rather a hurry when her father arrived at the door one day with a large shotgun and an equally humongous rat.The boyfriend was busily showering in the sink at the time, while the girl was filling a suitcase on her bed with a splendiferous quantity of tobacco and other smokable substances. The house is now tenanted by the father who patiently awaits for the return of said daughter who is now rumoured to be 8 months pregnant and living at her majesty's pleasure while the boyfriend collects any bottles of milk he can find and waits for the day he will finally see his new babe.



    Rep to you COM, your so lovely and funny.

    Your husband is very lucky to have you x x

    DLM;4887829

    Rep to you COM, your so lovely and funny.Your husband is very lucky to … Rep to you COM, your so lovely and funny.Your husband is very lucky to have you x x



    awww sweetie thank you...

    dont buy this house, choose another one lol

    COM is right, don't buy the house. But please go for a viewing! And takes pics on your mobile. And find out what the score is. And then get your ass straight back here and let us all know!

    tessb;4888427

    COM is right, don't buy the house. But please go for a viewing! And … COM is right, don't buy the house. But please go for a viewing! And takes pics on your mobile. And find out what the score is. And then get your ass straight back here and let us all know!



    +1 .
    LMAO!

    Do you remember Harry Enfield and The Slobs when Waynetta can't open the door to the social worker because she is STUCK to all the gunge on the kitchen floor?

    I dont think you could walk in that kitchen for fear of getting stuck there lol

    Just wondering. Did any HUKD members go to view?
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