Tigers Woods' Presidential Speech

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Found 19th Feb 2010
Christ on a bike who does this plum think he is lol#

'I believe the children are our future' 'Jesus wants me for a sunbeam' 'We will fight them on the beaches' 'Ive let the universe down'


Get a grip

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Tiger Woods isn't the next Jesus?

Original Poster

Jesus didnt bum waiteresses, as far as Im aware

Tiger's an amazing golfer but as a person, he's pretty much what I expect of most highly paid, famous sport stars - scumbag.....his press conference today was a remarkable performance in front of cameras...everything from the initial nervousness starting off his conference to that last act of hugging his mom was wonderfully stage-managed...I felt nauseous !!

Cross-handed or Interlocking ?

ok then - bring on Ashley Cole's speech when he finally admits to sending those pics himself.. lol

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It's all well to give up golf in the off-season!

he is a self entitled selfish scumbag, much the same as any rich person, i truly cannot name one that isnt

they get their money by lying and cheating

Original Poster

Cashley Cole isnt a multi billion dollar industry so I doubt he'll bother.

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I don't really see this as an apology, he has nothing to apologize to the public for...He owes his wife a private apology.

This is just him begging for his sponsorship deals back.

jubbyme;7891292

It's all well to give up golf in the off-season!he is a self entitled … It's all well to give up golf in the off-season!he is a self entitled selfish scumbag, much the same as any rich person, i truly cannot name one that isntthey get their money by lying and cheating



but Tiger got his from Golf

iNSOMANiAC;7891247

Jesus didnt bum waiteresses, as far as Im aware



If the Sun had been around then, they'd have found some waitresses to say he did.

Rich young sportsman nails women for fun, you probably would, wouldn't you?

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Trickyjabs;7891969

Rich young sportsman nails women for fun, you probably would, wouldn't … Rich young sportsman nails women for fun, you probably would, wouldn't you?



Honestly ? no!

i blame the wife she started to let herself go

jamstaruk1972;7892361

i blame the wife she started to let herself go



Yeah rough as !

http://i50.tinypic.com/34e6w06.jpg

14 minutes long..........................

so can't be bothered

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I agree with the OP. It's madness, how is this the top story on the BBC News website?? It should be a small story on the sports section. It's not even "news"

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iglimpse;7892784

14 minutes long..........................so can't be bothered




let me give you the gist of it

Im sorry i got caught, please let me get back to my nice sponsorship deals so i can pick up some more birds.
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