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    Time to get metro

    After reading American Psycho it's become apparent that I'm as tame as they come.

    I've never murdered anyone.
    Clothes are not that important to me.
    I treat women too well.
    I don't do enough drugs.

    Biggest problem is my beauty routine. I need a refined one, a shower a day and brushing teeth twice a day with the occasional flossing no longer cuts it.

    What's your routine? Guys and Gals? I want product names, shampoo, perfume/aftershave, eye masks, moisturiser, facial scrub.

    Usage (Daily, weekly etc) GO!! (Botox Kings and Queens do not enter.)

    Pics are welcome as evidence of results

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    Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.

    I have no idea ...

    ....... but be careful that you don't scrub off your skin and avoid your eyes.

    wagwan

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    Also got Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Boss Bottled, Paul Smith Story, Paul Smith Extreme plus I used stuff from this site also, smell stays for long, its cheap and smells pretty much dead on the real thing.
    perfume-parlour.co.uk/12m…php

    safe yo

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    angelfairee

    Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.



    Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.

    I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.

    Haven't had a shower in like 7 months so can't participate in this thread sorry.

    mr.potato_head

    Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.I'm … Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.



    You're hot.

    Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.

    Original Poster

    No wonder you are fine looking fella numpty (no homo)

    Nice routine.


    angelfairee

    You're hot.Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.



    Fantastic, normally for Christmas I only get a lump of coal, Gary Glitter comes to my house and touches me too but that's only on Boxing day.

    What's your routine? No way you got with Micoo without a beauty routine?!!

    put plastic sheeting on the floor,put huey lewis on the sound system,mercilessly axe murder a stranger.

    I know I stole that routine from brett easton ellis,but it works for me.

    Homo thread was very... homo?

    Climate m lotion and m shave

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    barky

    put plastic sheeting on the floor,put huey lewis on the sound … put plastic sheeting on the floor,put huey lewis on the sound system,mercilessly axe murder a stranger.I know I stole that routine from brett easton ellis,but it works for me.



    I've tried that but the blood made my skin go dry.

    Banned

    angelfairee

    You're hot.Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.



    He's soooo dreamy isn't he.

    master_chief

    He's soooo dreamy isn't he.



    Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...

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    angelfairee

    Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...



    It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



    And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    Banned

    angelfairee

    Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...



    Less pain for my bum?

    mr.potato_head

    It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.And probably that my … It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



    Mmm, Christian Bale.

    Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.

    angelfairee

    Mmm, Christian Bale.Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my … Mmm, Christian Bale.Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.



    well they say you cant polish a ****

    numptyj

    well they say you cant polish a ****:)



    Do one.

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    angelfairee

    Mmm, Christian Bale.Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my … Mmm, Christian Bale.Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.



    I didn't notice but have now you've said it.

    But I did notice how everyone has ignored MC's comments about me sticking my **** up his **** (no homo).

    Banned

    mr.potato_head

    I didn't notice but have now you've said it.But I did notice how everyone … I didn't notice but have now you've said it.But I did notice how everyone has ignored MC's comments about me sticking my **** up his **** (no homo).



    I think it killed the thread. Perhaps it swung too far in the metro direction.

    master_chief

    I think it killed the thread. Perhaps it swung too far in the metro … I think it killed the thread. Perhaps it swung too far in the metro direction.



    It's not long enough to swing in any direction. It just jiggles.

    Clearasil facial scrub, Fusion shaving gel, KOS post shave balm, some french blokes moisturiser, E45 cream for the body and Paco Rabanne 1 Million / Armani Black Code. Right Guard or the chocolatey Lynx, I forget the name of whatever i put in my hair. There's more but it escapes me at this hour.

    I'd say no homo but i think you'll have made your minds up by this point.

    numptyj

    wagwanAlso got Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Boss Bottled, Paul Smith … wagwanAlso got Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Boss Bottled, Paul Smith Story, Paul Smith Extreme plus I used stuff from this site also, smell stays for long, its cheap and smells pretty much dead on the real thing.[url=http://www.perfume-parlour.co.uk/12ml-perfume-oils/12ml-designer-type-perfume-oil-for-men/prod_9.php]http://www.perfume-parlour.co.uk/12ml-perfume-oils/12ml-designer-type-perfume-oil-for-men/prod_9.php[/url]safe yo



    Whats the dealio with them perfume oils numpty? Sounds good but theyre only ickle bottles arent they?

    Yo Donny, they look pretty small but they have a little roller ball on the top so when you rub them onto wherever you want it doesnt actually use that much of the oil.
    They are pretty good and the smell stays for a good few hours.

    The guy does 'package' deals in most sizes and you get 3 for a cheaper price then buying them separately. They are worth trying and the ones Ive had smell pretty much exactly like the more expensive EDT

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    eca07mc

    Clearasil facial scrub, Fusion shaving gel, KOS post shave balm, some … Clearasil facial scrub, Fusion shaving gel, KOS post shave balm, some french blokes moisturiser, E45 cream for the body and Paco Rabanne 1 Million / Armani Black Code. Right Guard or the chocolatey Lynx, I forget the name of whatever i put in my hair. There's more but it escapes me at this hour.I'd say no homo but i think you'll have made your minds up by this point.



    Strong homo.

    I've found this amazon.com/gp/…SU1
    Perfect!
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