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    Time to get the tissues out ....

    It is with sadness that I bring you an update to a thread posted just over 2 years ago. The National Sperm Bank is closing down after recruitment difficulties led to only 8 registered donors.

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    Original Poster




    The names of the 8 individuals of course remain confidential, but they are all said to be disappointed to be going back to having nothing more than just time on their hands.

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    National Sperm Bank closes down after only 8 donors come forward.


    It would be wrong to speculate about any specific HUKD members making deposits, but I thought this news should be shared.

    I think you can consider the MSK breed of human officially extinct now X)

    I only visited a sperm bank once. I never went back as the receptionist was so rude.

    The least she could have done is thank me for coming.

    damn, I was looking for a new bank

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    shadey12

    damn, I was looking for a new bank




    Just waiting for someone to establish a link to this being a direct consequence of Brexit. It seems to be by far the most fertile subject* on here lately.

    *I'll let someone else do the mass debate post.

    Saturn

    Just waiting for someone to establish a link to this being a direct … Just waiting for someone to establish a link to this being a direct consequence of Brexit. It seems to be by far the most fertile subject* on here lately.*I'll let someone else do the mass debate post.



    ​its because a lot of people wanted out and the minority wanted in, a bit like........

    Mark2111

    I only visited a sperm bank once. I never went back as the receptionist … I only visited a sperm bank once. I never went back as the receptionist was so rude.The least she could have done is thank me for coming.


    you should have asked for a jar first

    Saturn

    Just waiting for someone to establish a link to this being a direct … Just waiting for someone to establish a link to this being a direct consequence of Brexit. It seems to be by far the most fertile subject* on here lately.*I'll let someone else do the mass debate post.


    Um you do realise we will now need to import..... ?

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    thewongwing101

    Um you do realise we will now need to import..... ?




    Speak for yourself, wongy. X)

    Saturn

    Speak for yourself, wongy. X)


    Not me I am not in anyway desperate to start a family
    but a lot of people are it is a serious 'issue'
    and they will now have to 'import'

    largely from Denmark I gather

    Edited by: "Wongy110" 28th Oct 2016

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    thewongwing101

    Not me I am not in anyway desperate to start a familybut a lot of people … Not me I am not in anyway desperate to start a familybut a lot of people are it is a serious 'issue'




    I understand. They have issues - you have tissues.

    Saturn

    I understand. They have issues - you have tissues.


    Using a tissue would defeat the objective you plonker
    what is the problem anyway ? we had a lady on here who was nice enough to donate her eggs
    what is the difference exactly ?


    Edited by: "Wongy110" 28th Oct 2016

    thewongwing101

    Not me I am not in anyway desperate to start a familybut a lot of people … Not me I am not in anyway desperate to start a familybut a lot of people are it is a serious 'issue' :pand they will now have to 'import'largely from Denmark I gather


    If anyone really wants some there is normally a fair bit on the back of my shower curtain .

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    thewongwing101

    Using a tissue would defeat the objective you plonkerwhat is the problem … Using a tissue would defeat the objective you plonkerwhat is the problem anyway ? we had a lady on here who was nice enough to donate here eggswhat is the difference exactly ?




    You are starting on one of your wild posting spirals, wongy. Anyway, time to crack open a Friday night wine bottle or two. Things may make more sense later.

    is this a serious post? are we really running out of sperm?

    mutley1

    is this a serious post? are we really running out of sperm?



    No, the market has now been flooded. It's down as low as $50 a barrel

    Sad news, seems like most men couldn't give a toss.

    bank of sperm

    whats there current saver rate ?

    do they do a switch scheme with payment as thinking leaving halifax.

    Banned

    I wonder if you needed any special qualifications to be become one of these bankers? Cambridge University degree perhaps?

    mutley1

    is this a serious post? are we really running out of sperm?




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