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    Time to meet the thickest bird on the block

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    Well im to embarressed to say why, lets just say blonde really doesnt cover it, so who will join this here dipstick in a large drink

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    You been on the sauce again sassie??
    What you done this time?

    Fuse gone in the fridge ?? lmao Mine's a large cocoa please.

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    harlzter;1778179

    You been on the sauce again sassie??What you done this time?



    I chuffin wish :oops:
    hottoshop;1778182

    Fuse gone in the fridge ?? lmao Mine's a large cocoa please.



    cocao, i told you thats for oldies, now behave:p

    Don't tell us.......you put a stamp on a fax you were sending??? :?

    tried looking at your watch while holding a drink in same hand?

    You put tippex on your monitor instead of using the delete key? :?

    wahhhh

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    harlzter;1778237

    tried looking at your watch while holding a drink in same hand?



    yep, also tried smoking cigarette the wrong way round (although in my defense was slight sozzled):oops:

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    birdyboyuk;1778210

    Don't tell us.......you put a stamp on a fax you were sending??? :?



    lol- i wouldnt even know how to send one, never mind stamp it
    birdyboyuk;1778246

    You put tippex on your monitor instead of using the delete key? :?



    just when i thought things couldnt get any worse -lol

    buttered the bottom of your toast instead of the top?

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    tryed to screw a light bulb in on your own

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    harlzter;1778271

    buttered the bottom of your toast instead of the top?



    i aint worked out which is the top and which is the bottom yet, unless its a crust of course- lol

    sassie;1778251

    yep, also tried smoking cigarette the wrong way round (although in my … yep, also tried smoking cigarette the wrong way round (although in my defense was slight sozzled):oops:


    and dont they taste foul too?? I dont know of a smoker who hasnt done this sozzled or not.

    You havent put your knickers on upside down again have you?

    This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....
    He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate.
    "Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".
    Honest to God, this is true.
    :lol:

    Don't worry sassie, you couldn't be as stupid as me! :?

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    danby jason;1778279

    tryed to screw a light bulb in on your own



    now, now im a dab hand at household chores
    harlzter;1778283

    and dont they taste foul too?? I dont know of a smoker who hasnt done … and dont they taste foul too?? I dont know of a smoker who hasnt done this sozzled or not.You havent put your knickers on upside down again have you?



    commando:p

    Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him who changes the batterys in cats eyes on the road :whistling:

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    BlasterLad;1778284

    This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....He … This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate."Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".Honest to God, this is true.:lol:



    I feel oh so much better now:-D
    sophie***;1778287

    Don't worry sassie, you couldn't be as stupid as me! :?



    Ok :-D
    souljacker;1778292

    Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him … Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him who changes the batterys in cats eyes on the road :whistling:



    and even more betterer now - lol

    I dunno what to watch, this thread or Shameless ?

    Both FAF !

    sassie;1778288

    :pcommando:p



    bom chicka wah wah

    (unless you mean its covered in green and brown stripes!!!)

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    hottoshop;1778323

    I dunno what to watch, this thread or Shameless ?Both FAF !



    Whats FAF?

    I know what she's done....while under the influence, she managed to fall down the stairs at her friends bungaow!

    FAF - Fuel Adjustment Factor :thumbsup:

    cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal,hubby still winds me up for it

    faf - females are fick?

    ettam123;1778345

    cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal



    It is!

    It has 4 legs and runs around! ;-) http://www.sausages.co.uk/haggis.gif

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    Mikzos;1778347

    faf - females are fick?



    i thought that said "fat females ar fick" :oops:

    I think I might have it ! Were you and the rest of the Bolton Blonde Runners racing tonight Sassie ?


    http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/hukdshowphoto/blonderunners.jpg

    birdyboyuk;1778348

    It is!It has 4 legs and runs around! ;-)


    thats wot i thought

    sassie;1778365

    i thought that said "fat females ar fick" :oops:




    Funny as (use imagination)

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    hottoshop;1778374

    Funny as (use imaginattion)



    doh - the french connection:w00t:

    ettam123;1778345

    cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal,hubby still … cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal,hubby still winds me up for it


    Best but most stupid thing I've evr said is - you learn something new everyday, and it's not often you can say that!
    DUR!:?

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    so i take it haggis aint meat then - lol
    or is it legless :oops:

    C'mon then Sassie....spill the beans! :thinking:
    What did you do?
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    I didn't mean it like that!

    http://blogs.chron.com/memo/archives/spill.jpg

    Tell us what you did....go on....

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    well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:

    tell us,i wont be able to sleep tonight if you dont tell

    sassie;1778409

    well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths … well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:


    add one male to one female, divide legs then multiply??

    How much easier can it get??

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    errrrrmmmmmm ok, but maybe it isnt that bad after seeing some of the replies, i havent exactly jusged the tile situation too well

    for the floor i measured 1.7 metres by 1.7 metres, my measuremts i need less than 2 square metres and dont even ask about the wall tiles lets just say i needed alot more than i thought

    What a letdown....:p

    You owe us all something silly!

    sassie;1778409

    well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths … well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:



    Why am I imagining palettes and palettes of tiles lined up down your road cos you miscalculated how many you would need for the bathroom?
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