Tinkle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach. Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked
into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I
was taking a tinkle and this
bullet
came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened
16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again
the mother told her
not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and
a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself
and I shot the dog.'


I KNOW YOU SMILED

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:thumbsup::-D:w00t::-DI KNOW YOU SMILED

yes I did

Like it!!

That made me chuckle

Bad taste+v funny=muchos laughter!

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Are you trying to be the new Skusey?



never Skussey seems to have a never ending supply of funnies :thumbsup:
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