To celebrate landing on Mars!

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was
    closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the
    younger alien addressed it saying,
    Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
    The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
    The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
    The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
    The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
    there was no response.
    Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew
    his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in
    peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will
    The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
    want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
    Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
    pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
    roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and
    deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus
    Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
    refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
    dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his
    big, green head.
    'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn
    near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
    The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
    friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
    intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap
    his genitals around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.'


    I think they are more likely to find life on a Mars Bar!

    Millions are starving around the world, and they spend billions searching for life on Mars. It is a crime!

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