To make you smile!

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at


    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in
    the bedroom cupboard to watch.

    Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy
    is in there already.

    After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

    The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear
    anything let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

    Boy - 'I have a football.'

    Man - 'That's nice.'

    Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

    Man - 'No, thanks.'

    Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

    Man - 'OK, how much?'

    Boy - '£250'

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
    in the cupboard together.

    Boy - 'Dark in here.'

    Man - 'Yes, it is.'

    Boy - 'I have football boots.'

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this
    time ?'

    Boy - '£350'

    Man - 'Sold.'

    A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy,
    'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
    The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

    The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

    Boy - 'To a friend of mine for a £600.'

    The father says, 'That's a terrible thing overcharging your friend
    like that
    'That's four times what they cost when they
    were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your
    terrible sin.'

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, 'Dark in here'.

    The priest says, 'Don't start that sh* t again you little pr*ck,
    you're in my f...... cupboard now'!!


    pmsl thanks hun needed that :-D

    lmao good one

    :giggle: made me laugh

    Nice one.
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