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    to my wife

    John O'Reilly
    hoisted his beer and said,
    "Here's to spending the rest of me life
    between the legs of me
    wife!"

    That won him the top prize at the pub
    for the
    best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife,
    Mary,
    "I won the prize
    for the Best toast of the night."

    She said,
    "Aye, did ye now?
    And what was your toast?"

    John said,
    "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
    sitting in church beside me
    wife."

    "Oh,
    that was very nice indeed, John!"
    Mary said.

    The next day,
    Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
    on the street corner.

    The man chuckled leeringly and said,
    "John won the prize the other night at the pub
    with a toast about you,
    Mary."

    She said,
    "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
    You know,
    he's only been there twice in the last
    four years.
    Once he fell asleep,
    and
    the other time I
    had to pull him by the ears
    to make him
    come."

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    loool!

    :giggle:

    Lmao!!!!!!!

    Original Poster

    i have more stuff like this but in order not to clutter misc section i will post a few more in a few days time

    Lol :-d

    loved it!

    :giggle::giggle:

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