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    To the Miserable GIT who stole my prawns out of my shopping trolley leaving me with none and there were none left to buy.

    Banned
    I don't know who you are. but I know you took my Prawns. If you are looking for more, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me back my Prawns now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    P.S I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU.

    107 Comments

    Original Poster Banned

    http://s4.postimg.org/rcfbrzat7/prawn_thief_o_4308939.gif

    What a shellfish person! oO

    Banned

    wasn't skeet was it?

    Sorry for you loss...

    Why are people so shellfish these days?

    Original Poster Banned

    toshapetriji

    wasn't skeet was it?



    oO

    "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the … "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy

    LizziBear

    What a shellfish person! oO



    Beat me to it.

    Banned

    toshapetriji

    wasn't skeet was it?

    "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the … "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy



    How ironic.

    transit

    Beat me to it.



    Ya snooze, ya lose

    Original Poster Banned

    transit

    Beat me to it.



    Don't beat yourself up, shes a female they know more about fishy things then us guys.

    LizziBear

    Ya snooze, ya lose



    http://i.imgur.com/PFGnNyn.gif

    I lick my cheese

    when you have something some one who is shellfish and under hand wants, you are always prawn to disappoint ment

    chjowett

    when you have something some one who is shellfish and under hand wants, … when you have something some one who is shellfish and under hand wants, you are always prawn to disappoint ment



    That made me laugh out loud X)

    Original Poster Banned

    IamMT

    I lick my cheese



    So do I but this thread is about my stolen prawns and not how we self satisfy ourselves in our bedrooms.

    bazzamone

    So do I but this thread is about my stolen prawns and not how we self … So do I but this thread is about my stolen prawns and not how we self satisfy ourselves in our bedrooms.

    The principle remains. Lick your prawns in future and siplay a suitable sign in your trolley.

    Oh no!!! How are you going to play chess now???

    I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life

    Gutted for you ! Prawn cocktail without Prawns is like...... well, I don't know what it's like.

    Never been in that situation...

    If you can give us a description of the Prawns, I'm sure we can keep an eye open (_;)

    Merry Christmas

    They are my prawns, I spat on the pack that makes em mine

    So sorry for your loss, some people just take the fish.

    i bought 50 bags last week. i'll send you one for christmas. X)

    Only the prawnly
    know the way you feel tonight,

    Only the prawnly
    Know this feeling ain't right..


    There go your shrimpies, there goes your starter,
    They're gone forever, so far apart
    But only the prawnly know wh-why-why you cry, only the prawnly
    (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)
    (Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, only the prawnly, only the prawnly...

    (Apologies to Roy Orbison)


    Edited by: "LizziBear" 24th Dec 2014

    Original Poster Banned

    mutley1

    i bought 50 bags last week. i'll send you one for christmas. X)



    Bags of Prawns

    Commoner

    Original Poster Banned

    Error440

    They are my prawns, I spat on the pack that makes em mine



    You probably just did that for discount X)

    Original Poster Banned

    FantasyDeals

    I've never seen anyone get so angry over prawns in my life



    REALLY? WAS IT **** YOU THAT TOOK EM?

    LizziBear

    Prawnly the lonelyknow the way you feel tonight,Prawnly the lonelyKnow … Prawnly the lonelyknow the way you feel tonight,Prawnly the lonelyKnow this feeling ain't right..There go your shrimpies, there goes your starter,They're gone forever, so far apartBut only the prawnly know wh-why-why you cry, only the prawnly(Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah, ooh yay, yay, yay, yeah)(Oh, oh oh oh oh ooh-ah-ah, only the prawnly, only the prawnly...(Apologies to Roy Orbison)



    Should of quit whilst you were ahead

    http://img.pandawhale.com/76116-Eddie-Murphy-WHAT-gif-Imgur-q5DT.gif


    P.S. LizziBear just gave you a sympathy like.
    Edited by: "transit" 24th Dec 2014

    bazzamone

    Bags of Prawns :|Commoner



    i always stock the freezer full of frozen cooked prawns. bought loads last week as they were on sale.
    can't get anything in or out of the freezer for the prawns in there. X)

    Original Poster Banned

    logie31

    Gutted for you ! Prawn cocktail without Prawns is like...... well, I … Gutted for you ! Prawn cocktail without Prawns is like...... well, I don't know what it's like.Never been in that situation... If you can give us a description of the Prawns, I'm sure we can keep an eye open Merry Christmas



    Finally someone that understands. Prawn cocktail with no prawns is just a Cocktail

    Its like a Spotted Dick with No Currants in it Its just a Dick then and I don't just want a Dick Wait hang on something seems a bit wrong here.

    Original Poster Banned

    transit

    Should of quit whilst you were ahead



    Typical Woman

    No offence Mutley, but where was your dog at the time of this heinous crime?

    probably bloody prawned them anyway

    Original Poster Banned

    Mark2111

    No offence Mutley, but where was your dog at the time of this heinous … No offence Mutley, but where was your dog at the time of this heinous crime?:{



    THATS A GOOD POINT

    No wonder has so much hopping in, he/she just sends the dog to the shop

    Original Poster Banned

    mabwitch78

    probably bloody prawned them anyway



    Leave the prawn jokes to the funny people above
    Edited by: "bazzamone" 24th Dec 2014

    bazzamone

    REALLY? WAS IT **** YOU THAT TOOK EM?



    Nope, Also there's no guarantee that the person that took your prawns is on HUKD

    Also, calm down, It's Christmas

    mabwitch78

    probably bloody prawned them anyway



    http://replygif.net/i/1370.gif


    I'm gonna close this thread up if this foolishness carries on.

    Fookin prawns

    Original Poster Banned

    FantasyDeals

    Nope, Also there's no guarantee that the person that took your prawns is … Nope, Also there's no guarantee that the person that took your prawns is on HUKD :DAlso, calm down, It's Christmas



    Most likely thy are on here because as we've seen lately the members here are very willing to steal from others

    Original Poster Banned

    splatsplatsplat

    Fookin prawns



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