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    A woman calls her husband into the bedroom.

    "Firstly I want you to take off my shoes"

    "Good"

    "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"

    "Good.."

    "Now I also want you to take off my Bra."

    "Good..."

    "Now can you carefully take off my panties."

    "Very Good!








    Now don't let me catch you wearing them again!!!!!!"

    9 Comments

    lol funny as

    made me lol

    good one

    How can you tell if your boyfriend has a mole on his bum.







    His pants are ripped to shreds. :whistling:

    Originall posted joke was Joke of the Day on 14th March 1968!!!!

    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

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    RichD;4210559

    Originall posted joke was Joke of the Day on 14th March 1968!!!!



    Great...2 years before I was born

    A man suspects his wife of being rather free with her favours.

    He confides in his best pal down the pub.


    The pal asks, What evidence have you got that she has loads of lovers?

    Her pants have got NEXT written on them!

    Made me smile :-) Thanks!
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